When youre thirty youre almost over the hill. When youre seventy the hills almost over you. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
A comedy ends with a wedding, and a tragedy ends with a funeral: you always have to juxtapose sex and death. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Meeting authors is kind of the death of the characters. That is always heartbreaking. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way they can get anything really finished. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
If people thought you were dying, they'd give you their full attention. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
The amazing miracle of death, when one second you're walking and talking, and the next second you're an object. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Not that I’m crazy or anything, I just want some proof that death isn’t the end.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Abortion occurs so frequently in my stories. Abortion sort of synthesizes both sex and death. To have sex and death placed as… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we no longer part of the effort. In… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Six hundred and forty fish later, the only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you meet… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“The shortest distance between two points is a time line, a schedule, a map of your time, the itinerary for the rest… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“In all seriousness, Archer claims that if you, as a living, alive person, hear the song "You're the One That I Want"… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“You count the facts and it's so depressing. I can only eat baby food. My best friend screwed my fiancé. My fiancé… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“The precious gift of life must be preserved no matter now painful and pointless it seemed. Peace, I told them, is a… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
As a culture, we believe that if we kill something, we've killed the issue. That's why so many books end with death,… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Set yourself a goal so difficult that death will seem like a welcome reprieve.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
This wasn't any mere song and dance; here was a bold, blaring declaration howling itself into the empty face of death. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“It's a fate worse than death to spend eternity in harness, serving as Lilly Hellman's zombie, brought back to life at dinner… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Imagine immortality, where even a marriage of fifty years would feel like a one-night stand. Imagine seeing trends and fashions blur past… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Because after you've crossed some lines, you just keep crossing them. And there's no escaping from constant escape. Distracting ourselves. Avoiding confrontation. Getting past… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
According to Plato, we don't learn anything. Our soul has lived so many lives that we know everything. Teachers and education can only remind… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“We drive west the rest of the night, away from where the sun will come up, trying to outrace it, trying not to see… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Nobody's told me anything to date that I've been completely reviled by. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Verbs allow you to communicate a story in a much more converged or involuntary way for a reader. The verbs allow you to come… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image