I called Leo Fender, the dead guy, a dork. Now I'll never get an endorsement. — Kurt Cobain Copy Share Image
Just when I thought my day couldnt get any worse, I saw the dead guy next to my locker. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“I saw the corpse, and I called the cops. But not before I called a 1-800 phone sex number with the dead… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The dead guy looked at me with wide eyes. “I can’t move my legs.” I snorted. “You can’t move your arms either,… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“This was all she needed – a dead guy who talked like some Zen master trying to be her therapist.” — Jen Minkman Copy Share Image
“There's a dead guy on our floor," Tom pointed out. "Yeah, that's Beamer, our neighbor." Vik stepped over Tom's bed, and kicked… — S.J. Kincaid Copy Share Image
