You know daytime television? You know what it's supposed to be for? It's to keep unemployed people happy. It's supposed to stop them running to the social security demanding mad luxuries like cookers and windows. — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
A man is designed to walk three miles in the rain to phone for help when the car breaks down - and a woman… — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
People always think I hate doing interviews. I don't. I wouldn't do them if I didn't like them. — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
I have stayed true to that first idea that people can have a day in their lives that is very important and if they… — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill. — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
I know I've got a degree. Why does that mean I have to spend my life with intellectuals? I've got a lifesaving certificate but… — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
Music is an element that should be part and parcel of every child's life via the education system. — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
I can remember when pants were pants. You wore them for twenty years, then you cut them down for pan scrubs. Or quilts. — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose… — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
Last time I went Intercity there were a couple across the aisle having sex. Of course, this being a British train, nobody said anything.… — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
I like writing a lot more than I used to. I used to find it scary but now I've got used to it once… — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
I haven't got a waist. I've just got a sort of place, a bit like an unmarked level crossing. — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
