“Francis Ford Coppola - A man climbs a mountain and they call him a hero. I climb mountains that aren't even there.” — Madeline Moore Copy Share Image
'War on Everyone,' I think... the script was hilarious to me, but it's very dark, dark humor. It's super dark. — Michael Pena Copy Share Image
A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder… — Brian P. Cleary Copy Share Image
“How can we cash out-of-town checks when don't know whether a town's still there?” — Pat Frank Alas Babylon Copy Share Image
I like dark humor. I think the world is very funny and tragic, and my photographs are basically dark Jewish humor. — William Klein Copy Share Image
“You are so beautiful, I could eat you,” he said. And it was true. Her smile was as intoxicating as the wine.… — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
“What Promise of a new day does one have to ignore to laugh so early in the morning?” — Leot Felton Copy Share Image
“So I heard the boom of my father's rifle when he shot my best friend. A bullet only costs about two cents,… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“A million dollars? A bit much don't you think?" "Fuck you." Caleb smiled, the self indulgent little shit. "My apologies," he mocked… — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
“We’re all under the streetlamps, everyone’s the color of day-old piss. When I’m fifty, this is how I’ll remember my friends: tired… — Junot Díaz Copy Share Image
“ Résumé Razors pain you, Rivers are damp, Acids stain you, And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful, Nooses give, Gas smells… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“I took the Nuban's bow. I didn't trust the midget to be able to run down any thieves, and besides, I might… — Mark Lawrence Copy Share Image
“Moreover, man carries in his heart the desire always to wield his scientific knowledge in service of the greater good. He would… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was very strict on that point. No devouring classmates." Jeremy rolled his eyes. "Other parents warn their kids not to talk… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
“My parents watch too many soap operas, that's their trouble. In fact, they were probably hoping I was pregnant. By my wicked… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“One time, she waddled out and showed Peg her bandages from her last suicide attempt, which invokes sympathy in some, but usually… — David James Keaton Copy Share Image
“Stridey-Man' asked, Want 2 vacay w/me? William snorted as he typed. Romantic getaway for 2? UR not my type, dickwad. Fuck U.… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“Carlo Levare (ok, a little weird writing in 3rd person) writes books because talking to himself in public is “frowned upon.” Indie… — Carlo Levare Copy Share Image
“But I didn't want to be anyone's green card ticket, meal ticket, cook, washing lady, housemaid, personal masseuse, baby machine, regularly-scheduled-hole in… — Angela S. Choi Copy Share Image
“Sir, come quick. They've found a body in the canal." I blew out my breath. Saved by the corpse. ...The corpse in… — Lisa Shearin Copy Share Image
“He tackled a woman's baby carriage. After the seven-month-old baby skidded across the pavement and began bawling his eyes out, Bill Brady… — Jasun Ether Copy Share Image
“(We had one guy who killed a woman and made meatloaf out of her.) And they interviewed the guy, George, and he… — Connie Fletcher Copy Share Image
“Now, I did know a certain young lady of the 'romantic' generation of not so long ago who, after being mysteriously in… — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
“There was nothing worse, Veppers thought, than a loser who’d made it. It was just part of the way things worked –… — Iain M. Banks Copy Share Image
“Some were only there to see and be seen. Some to watch the fall. People love free booze and a car crash.” — Chris DiCroce Copy Share Image
“boys don't like smart girls they like push-around-in-a-cart kinda girls target-for-their-dart kinda girls meat-for-their-shark kinda girls” — Casey Renee Kiser Copy Share Image
“I guess all my afternoon beers and burgers were catching up with me, which made me want to scream THEN WHY NOT… — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
Growing up my brother showed me a lot of Cohen brothers movies, I guess that's where I get my dark humor from. — Charles Forsman Copy Share Image
While art thrives on the blazing colours of scandal, literature blossoms on the dark soil of tragedy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You are fifty different kinds of twisted." "Only fifty? Val, you wound me.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
I envy people that know love. That have someone who takes them as they are. — Jess C Scott Copy Share Image
“I would straight up fuck a snowman right now, she says. Just to cool down. - Miriam Black” — Chuck Wendig Copy Share Image
“It doesn’t matter what other people think when you’re right - John Cleaver” — Dan Wells Copy Share Image
“Please, please be some sex-starved nutcase who wants to kidnap me and make me your love slave, I begged silently.” — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
The contrast between the friendly greeting and the weapons propped against their shoulders is almost humorous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A new day always forgives you, unless it's raining and you wake up in jail.” — Bob Thurber Copy Share Image
“Jaz is their drummer. He’s pretty damn good too. Hell, he’s pretty damn good at everything he’s ever tried. Creative little shit.” — Lissa Matthews Copy Share Image
That dark humor has always been a part of what I've done. It's always been somewhat tongue-in-cheek. — El-P Copy Share Image
“Seto Kaiba [to Ishizu]: Are you sure you can trust me, Ishizu...? What if I retrieve the three rare cards...but refuse to… — Kazuki Takahashi Copy Share Image
“I hear they make greeting cards now to thank your therapist... for NOTHING” — Casey Renee Kiser Copy Share Image
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