“Jaz is their drummer. He’s pretty damn good too. Hell, he’s pretty damn good at everything he’s ever tried. Creative little shit.” — Lissa Matthews Copy Share Image
“A new day always forgives you, unless it's raining and you wake up in jail.” — Bob Thurber Copy Share Image
“Please, please be some sex-starved nutcase who wants to kidnap me and make me your love slave, I begged silently.” — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
“It doesn’t matter what other people think when you’re right - John Cleaver” — Dan Wells Copy Share Image
“Perhaps I should just bury myself and become a diamond after thousands of years of intense pressure” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
There's always this weird dark humor within a lot of Depeche Mode songs that people miss, tongue-in-cheek and also very British. — Dave Gahan Copy Share Image
“The only thing which really seemed to pay off in life, if you went by Mary Pedersen's example, was sleeping with your… — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
A difference in self loathing? Please. The only difference between a gun and a rope is the time it takes to tie… — Justine Larbalestier Copy Share Image
“There are fears that Britain could be facing a double-dip recession, or worse still, a double-dip with misery sprinkles and fuck-where's-my-job-sauce.” — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“I was sitting by myself the other night doing the usual things one does when spending time alone with yourselves. You know,… — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
“The world had been divided into … parts that sought to annihilate each other because they both desired the same thing, namely… — Hermann Hesse Copy Share Image
“Mallor reached into a pocket and tossed a pair of hazel eyeballs onto the table. They bounced softly and wobbled to a… — Shawn Wickersheim Copy Share Image
“I have a knack for finding humor in all sorts of things, no matter how grim. My sense of humor is wry… — Gerri R. Gray Copy Share Image
Funny people come from all over. I think Michigan has dark humor on lock, though. Michigan, to me, is equal parts beautiful… — Paul Walter Hauser Copy Share Image
“In the beginning there was Logos...and God of course. And it was all extremely boring for Logos because he could never beat… — Yannis Karatsioris Copy Share Image
“I have not looked at Carlos since the meeting...Being around him is like walking around with the flu...The need to lie down… — Kathleen Maher Copy Share Image
I like the way that Dexter mixed humor, dark humor and tragedy, in a way I don't think that I've seen another… — Jane Espenson Copy Share Image
“He took a long draw then asked, “What’d I do?” “You knew about the guy threatening my dad?” He paused, shifted in… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Shut up,” I snapped. “This is not the time. What part of this situation seems like a joke to you?” Lohka pulled… — J. Leigh Bralick Copy Share Image
“Max can’t hear or speak, but he communicates okay. He wasn’t programmed for fear—whoever rolled the genetic dice left that out too.… — Andrew Vachss Copy Share Image
“If you believe in the eighteenth century view of the mind, you will look and act wimpy. You will think that all… — George Lakoff Copy Share Image
“[Or perhaps my friends should have realized that they shouldn't have left behind the FRICKING REASON FOR THEIR PROTEST! And that thought… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“Do you still distrust me?” “No. Take your necklace with you so you can think of me when I’m not there.” Brown brought… — Max Nowaz Copy Share Image
“Give the wilding an axe, why not?" He pointed out Mormont's weapon, a short-hafted battle-axe with gold scrollwork inlaid on the black… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“If people realized the great pains I go through to impose such delicious torment on him, they would be more punctilious.” — Andrew Cormier Copy Share Image
“Terry loved candlelight dinners and red wine. It was a nice contrast from work. And killing people.” — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
When you finish a drama, you go, 'I can't wait to do a comedy.' When you finish a comedy, you go, 'I… — Michael Pena Copy Share Image
“Is that a quote from a seventies Swedish porn? In that case: haven't seen it. What's the title?” — Jean Koning Copy Share Image
I find myself laughing at a lot of things, from slapstick to dark humor. I'm pretty much all over the place. — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
“In the end, we all die for what we believe in... mostly because we all die.” — Elaine Kelly Copy Share Image
I do dark [humor]. I like people who are silly and weird and people who are surprising and good at what they… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“In order to avoid this bitter end, we would all have to be born again, and born with the knowledge of alternatives.… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
“Assassination is an art, milord, and I am the city’s most accomplished artist - Durzo Blint” — Brent Weeks Copy Share Image
“I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.” — Nick Helm Copy Share Image
“If your dick has more frequent flyer miles than you do, you’re not a lover—you’re a disease with a passport.” — Brad Deep Copy Share Image
“Organized religion: where men write the rules, women follow them, and the children pay the price.” — Brad Deep Copy Share Image
“Fucking the president’s face in front of everyone made it very clear who was in charge now.” — Marissa Honeycutt Copy Share Image
“When your past shows up to haunt you, make sure it comes after supper so it doesn't ruin your whole day.” — Jay Wickre Copy Share Image
“The victim lay on his face, as most people did after being stuck with ten swords.” — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“Because it’s a lit fuse, love – you light it yourself, and you stand around the powder keg afterward, grinning from ear… — Daniel Polansky Copy Share Image
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