I'm a pretty tenacious person; I get that from my mom. So sometimes, I use dark humor. I can't take myself too… — Art Alexakis Copy Share Image
“The Angel of Death is always a young person, or a group of young people, you'll begin seeing them left and right… — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than… — Patrick Bateman Copy Share Image
“Heart condition? That’s rich. I guess you can call a heart not beating a condition.-PJ” — Nessie Strange Copy Share Image
“Don't tell me it's going to fucking be okay! I am not okay with being that fucker's pinata!” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
Bomb', Reyes said, not bothering to look up. 'One of ours?' Maddox insisted... 'Hardly. I know better than to blow myself up,'… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“Sow a thought and reap an action, sow an action and reap a habit, sow a habit and reap a destiny -… — Dan Wells Copy Share Image
“You have really nice teeth,” Terry said and thought they could be excellent for his collection of human body parts.” — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
“Your Majesty,” Durzo said gravely. “A man of your stature’s cursing vocabulary ought to extend beyond a tedious reiteration of the excreta… — Brent Weeks Copy Share Image
“Where d'you get the knife?" He wished he had one. "He gave it to me." There was a crumpled shape in the… — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
“Are you entirely sure of that knot?' asked Morveer. 'There is no place in the plan for a lengthy drop'. 'Twenty-eight strides',… — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
“Dennis, please. I don't know what-" "Shut the fuck up, and stop playing me for an idiot. And secondly, and more importantly,… — Simon Kernick Copy Share Image
Dark humor appealed to me because it was a bigger laugh than you could get with anything else. Seeing people laugh at… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“Most people don't understand what humor is. They think it's something lighthearted and cheerful. Like 'good humor.' But it isn't. It's looking… — B.G. Harlen Copy Share Image
“I thought about getting out and looking for some kind of clue, until I realized how silly that was. Did I think… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“I got presents as a kid. That stopped in my teens. The small family gifts were gone. Replaced by dark humor –… — Damon Thomas Copy Share Image
“All you have to do is tell me where the girl with the pointed ears is being held, and you walk free.… — Cedric Nye Copy Share Image
“I'm afraid it's not nonsense," Genghis said, shaking his turbaned head and continuing his story. "As I was saying before the little… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Ah, yes- 'God is love' and all that rot. Tell me, have you ever really stopped to think about what that means?… — Chris F. Holm Copy Share Image
“Mr Cjelli, nice to see you back, sir. Sorry you had a spot of bother, hope that's all behind you now." "Indeed,… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“(Eve)"Hold on. You have to give them a gift for moving?" "Uh-huh. Plus they're shacking, so it should be a couple thing."… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
“Anything well done has the feeling of death to me, of being finished. I don't want to "master" anything. I want to… — Lisa Crystal Carver Copy Share Image
“She was knitting a sweater and enjoying the calm atmosphere of her living room when her chubby, beer-drinking, sports-watching husband woke from… — Jasun Ether Copy Share Image
“Things I Used to Get Hit For: Talking back. Being smart. Acting stupid. Not listening. Not answering the first time. Not doing… — Bob Thurber Copy Share Image
Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk. — Robert Bloch Copy Share Image
“Politicians kiss babies, fuck interns, and lie to everyone in between—and we still throw them parties like it’s an honor to be… — Brad Deep Copy Share Image
“When you get to Hell look for me; I'll be sitting in the hot-tub waiting." Cate Harlow FOR I HAVE SINNED by… — Kristen Houghton Copy Share Image
“I tell you, little man, life's fall guys, beaten, fleeced to the bone, sweated from time immemorial, I warn you, that when… — Louis-Ferdinand Céline Copy Share Image
“Personligt kan jeg kun forestille mig én ting, der er endnu værre (end at have venner): familien. Gudskelov befinder jeg mig i… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was very strict on that point. No devouring classmates." Jeremy rolled his eyes. "Other parents warn their kids not to talk… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
“One time, she waddled out and showed Peg her bandages from her last suicide attempt, which invokes sympathy in some, but usually… — David James Keaton Copy Share Image
“My parents watch too many soap operas, that's their trouble. In fact, they were probably hoping I was pregnant. By my wicked… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“Moreover, man carries in his heart the desire always to wield his scientific knowledge in service of the greater good. He would… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I took the Nuban's bow. I didn't trust the midget to be able to run down any thieves, and besides, I might… — Mark Lawrence Copy Share Image
“... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“ Résumé Razors pain you, Rivers are damp, Acids stain you, And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful, Nooses give, Gas smells… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“We’re all under the streetlamps, everyone’s the color of day-old piss. When I’m fifty, this is how I’ll remember my friends: tired… — Junot Díaz Copy Share Image
“A million dollars? A bit much don't you think?" "Fuck you." Caleb smiled, the self indulgent little shit. "My apologies," he mocked… — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
The thing I love about 'American Horror Story' is that even at its scariest there are so many layers and there's always… — Leslie Grossman Copy Share Image
“The Devil didn't pull a trick. He didn't hide. He just put on a Brooks Brothers suit and convinced a generation of… — Lokesh Tuli Copy Share Image
