“Something bad was about to happen. My wife was being clever again.” — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“I admire these phone hackers. I think they have a lot of patience. I can't even be bothered to check my OWN… — Andrew Lawrence Copy Share Image
“It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore.” — James Hetfield Copy Share Image
“Ordinarily, anyone who made such a remark to my face would go to the top of my short list for strychnine.” — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
“Jesus: I was nearly lynched by a mob made up of my hometown synagogue congregation.” — Rick Klaus Theis Copy Share Image
“Well, fame is a drug and when you take it away from an addict, things can get ugly.” — Melissa Jo Peltier Copy Share Image
“You sick bastard,” she said. “Yes, I guess you could call me that." Terry replied.” — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
I love dark humor that crosses the line and makes you say, 'That's so wrong!' And that's 'Family Guy' to me. — Elena Satine Copy Share Image
It's better to be loved than feared, but if you can't be loved, then fear will do.-Dino quoting Machiavelli — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“You know, Mac,”Cadmus said still looking out the window. “We may have to work on the way we tell our story …apparently… — Sulari Gentill Copy Share Image
“In the moments between bullets, those in foxholes regain their vision. They get to count the dead, feel for holes. Pain creeps… — Chris DiCroce Copy Share Image
“It all jibed, and the books would close on Jasper as death by misadventure. Unofficially, Eve labeled it death by stupidity, but… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
“A blacksmith can go anywhere. A detective inspector only goes where the dead bodies are.” “But there aren’t any dead people here… — Meljean Brook Copy Share Image
“However, for all his affection and loyalty towards the animal, the dog would soon be leaving him - they would both be… — J.G. Ballard Copy Share Image
I love dark humor. I love things that are so grounded in life, but just happen to be just a little bit… — Rockmond Dunbar Copy Share Image
I don't think it's ever easy to be funny. I find it easy to amuse myself with a certain sort of cynical… — Ben Stiller Copy Share Image
“Ever since I saw you”—she pulled me closer and draped both of my legs over her shoulders. Her eyes blazed with hunger—“I… — Elizabeth Morgan Copy Share Image
“Paparazzi Pepperoni by Stewart Stafford Gladiatrix in an algorithmic arena; Jane of all trades, influencer of none, Duckface pose in a selfie… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“The Baudelaire orphans hung on to one another, and wept and wept while the adults argued endlessly behind them. Finally-as, I'm sorry… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Your own politicians make our Dr. Goebbels look like a child playing with picture books in a kindergarten. They speak of morality… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Let’s be honest, Mr. Ravenwood. You have no place in this town. You are not part of it and clearly, neither is… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
“Lessons for Leaders Humor is one of the most effective leadership tools. The ability to use humor skillfully has served American presidents… — Dennis N. T. Perkins Copy Share Image
“I glanced up at the trees too. Dead. Every one of them gray and white, needles rusted, leaves shriveled at the tips… — Devon Monk Copy Share Image
“When I arrived the News was three years old and Ed Lotterman was on the verge of a breakdown. To hear him… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“Today’s generation didn’t want to watch ancient actors reciting the same tired lines. They wanted to see themselves reflected onscreen –rude, raw,… — Melissa Jo Peltier Copy Share Image
“Oh, precious losing streak, you're too cute for your own good. I try to laugh about it but my face is made… — Casey Renee Kiser Copy Share Image
“Lastly, say to me, if you can, with feelings as tender as mine for you: my dear Beelzebub, I adore you...” — Jacques Cazotte Copy Share Image
“I hear they make greeting cards now to thank your therapist... for NOTHING” — Casey Renee Kiser Copy Share Image
“Seto Kaiba [to Ishizu]: Are you sure you can trust me, Ishizu...? What if I retrieve the three rare cards...but refuse to… — Kazuki Takahashi Copy Share Image
That dark humor has always been a part of what I've done. It's always been somewhat tongue-in-cheek. — El-P Copy Share Image
The contrast between the friendly greeting and the weapons propped against their shoulders is almost humorous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image