“Nearly all a poor bastard's desires are punishable by jail.” — Louis-Ferdinand Céline Copy Share Image
“And that, my friends, is how a revolution dies. -Haymitch Abernathy” — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
I like dark humor. My favorite movie of all time is 'Harold and Maude.' — Leslie Mann Copy Share Image
“The only thing which really seemed to pay off in life, if you went by Mary Pedersen's example, was sleeping with your… — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
There's always this weird dark humor within a lot of Depeche Mode songs that people miss, tongue-in-cheek and also very British. — Dave Gahan Copy Share Image
“Politicians kiss babies, fuck interns, and lie to everyone in between—and we still throw them parties like it’s an honor to be… — Brad Deep Copy Share Image
Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk. — Robert Bloch Copy Share Image
“You have really nice teeth,” Terry said and thought they could be excellent for his collection of human body parts.” — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
“Sow a thought and reap an action, sow an action and reap a habit, sow a habit and reap a destiny -… — Dan Wells Copy Share Image
Bomb', Reyes said, not bothering to look up. 'One of ours?' Maddox insisted... 'Hardly. I know better than to blow myself up,'… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“Don't tell me it's going to fucking be okay! I am not okay with being that fucker's pinata!” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
It seems amazing that the Navy SEALs managed to get inside the compound and shoot Osama so efficiently. I can only imagine… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“Judas: “Hey, nice uppercut, Prince of Peace. Whatever happened to your “turn the other cheek“ pablum? Jesus: It’s good in theory, but… — Rick Klaus Theis Copy Share Image
There are very few topics where I can imagine that you might not find humor. And I was stunned at how much… — Peter Hedges Copy Share Image
“Death is the ultimate vacation: you’re with the stars, you don’t have to pay rent, everyone loves you, and nothing hurts. So,… — Karl Kristian Flores Copy Share Image
“Two death sentences? Really? I mean, you look very well, considering.” Crane grinned at him. “One was in absentia. One wasn’t, and… — K.J. Charles Copy Share Image
“The Devil didn't pull a trick. He didn't hide. He just put on a Brooks Brothers suit and convinced a generation of… — Lokesh Tuli Copy Share Image
The thing I love about 'American Horror Story' is that even at its scariest there are so many layers and there's always… — Leslie Grossman Copy Share Image
“... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“I try to keep in mind” I recite dryly as I run the front sight of my pistol over his face, “that… — Dennis Sharpe Copy Share Image
“...do you have someone you can stay with? Hell, stay with your mother. The Pentagon doesn’t have the security system she’s got.”… — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
“Things I Used to Get Hit For: Talking back. Being smart. Acting stupid. Not listening. Not answering the first time. Not doing… — Bob Thurber Copy Share Image
“She was knitting a sweater and enjoying the calm atmosphere of her living room when her chubby, beer-drinking, sports-watching husband woke from… — Jasun Ether Copy Share Image
“Word from the outside, whether it arrived in a mail sack or a news report, seldom overshadowed the facts of our lives.… — Judy Blunt Copy Share Image
“From his vantage, three steps back and to the right, Tallow could see Rosato's eye a good five inches outside Rosato's head… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
“Why the long face? Something happen?" "Nothing except my grandmother is still dead and my aunt moved to Sacramento and my sister… — Bob Thurber Copy Share Image
“Heart condition? That’s rich. I guess you can call a heart not beating a condition.-PJ” — Nessie Strange Copy Share Image
“There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than… — Patrick Bateman Copy Share Image
I'm a pretty tenacious person; I get that from my mom. So sometimes, I use dark humor. I can't take myself too… — Art Alexakis Copy Share Image
“Because it’s a lit fuse, love – you light it yourself, and you stand around the powder keg afterward, grinning from ear… — Daniel Polansky Copy Share Image
“The victim lay on his face, as most people did after being stuck with ten swords.” — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“The Angel of Death is always a young person, or a group of young people, you'll begin seeing them left and right… — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
