“So I heard the boom of my father's rifle when he shot my best friend. A bullet only costs about two cents,… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
I like dark humor. I think the world is very funny and tragic, and my photographs are basically dark Jewish humor. — William Klein Copy Share Image
“What Promise of a new day does one have to ignore to laugh so early in the morning?” — Leot Felton Copy Share Image
“You are so beautiful, I could eat you,” he said. And it was true. Her smile was as intoxicating as the wine.… — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
“How can we cash out-of-town checks when don't know whether a town's still there?” — Pat Frank Alas Babylon Copy Share Image
'War on Everyone,' I think... the script was hilarious to me, but it's very dark, dark humor. It's super dark. — Michael Pena Copy Share Image
“Francis Ford Coppola - A man climbs a mountain and they call him a hero. I climb mountains that aren't even there.” — Madeline Moore Copy Share Image
A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder… — Brian P. Cleary Copy Share Image
I love being Latina. I love our values, the way we're so in touch with others, our dark humor, how fun we… — Eiza Gonzalez Copy Share Image
For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“Do I look like a shallow Summer girl to you?' She tossed her silver hair, offended. 'I’m a Winter Court royal. I… — Vicki Keire Copy Share Image
“Skin color doesn't make you different," Melody said. "We're all the same on the inside." The only people who ever say that,"… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“Skylab might have been the only thing that fell faster than Reggie’s skirt when it came to a man squatting in the… — Chris DiCroce Copy Share Image
“After the first week I knew every line, freckle and scar on his body. Some might call it obsessive. I called it… — Madeline Pryce A.K.A. FAyth Devlin Copy Share Image
“I’m not who you think I am. I’m an actor. Just like all of you. I’m improvising, shooting from the hip. It’s… — Chris DiCroce Copy Share Image
“There is sometimes a fine line between a cop and a criminal. What drives their personality may be the same, and they… — Dr. ML Rapier PhD Copy Share Image
“Why the long face? Something happen?" "Nothing except my grandmother is still dead and my aunt moved to Sacramento and my sister… — Bob Thurber Copy Share Image
“Stridey-Man' asked, Want 2 vacay w/me? William snorted as he typed. Romantic getaway for 2? UR not my type, dickwad. Fuck U.… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“Word from the outside, whether it arrived in a mail sack or a news report, seldom overshadowed the facts of our lives.… — Judy Blunt Copy Share Image
Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
“From his vantage, three steps back and to the right, Tallow could see Rosato's eye a good five inches outside Rosato's head… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
“No, I’m not shy." I folded my arms across my shell-covered chest. The press of the hard material against my sensitive nipples… — Elizabeth Morgan Copy Share Image
“I yank open the cutlery drawer to be confronted with an anomaly worse than emails from dead people or a man with… — Lauren Beukes Copy Share Image
“pissing on photos, we wake parched in parallel realities i still end up drowning in visions he settles for the horror; hostage… — Casey Renee Kiser Copy Share Image
“He was a strange mix of Heinrich Himmler and Barney the Dinosaur.” — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
