I find myself laughing at a lot of things, from slapstick to dark humor. I'm pretty much all over the place. — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
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When you finish a drama, you go, 'I can't wait to do a comedy.' When you finish a comedy, you go, 'I… — Michael Pena Copy Share Image
“In the end, we all die for what we believe in... mostly because we all die.” — Elaine Kelly Copy Share Image
“Terry loved candlelight dinners and red wine. It was a nice contrast from work. And killing people.” — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
“If people realized the great pains I go through to impose such delicious torment on him, they would be more punctilious.” — Andrew Cormier Copy Share Image
A difference in self loathing? Please. The only difference between a gun and a rope is the time it takes to tie… — Justine Larbalestier Copy Share Image
“Perhaps I should just bury myself and become a diamond after thousands of years of intense pressure” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I have not looked at Carlos since the meeting...Being around him is like walking around with the flu...The need to lie down… — Kathleen Maher Copy Share Image
“Your Majesty,” Durzo said gravely. “A man of your stature’s cursing vocabulary ought to extend beyond a tedious reiteration of the excreta… — Brent Weeks Copy Share Image
“Mallor reached into a pocket and tossed a pair of hazel eyeballs onto the table. They bounced softly and wobbled to a… — Shawn Wickersheim Copy Share Image
“In the beginning there was Logos...and God of course. And it was all extremely boring for Logos because he could never beat… — Yannis Karatsioris Copy Share Image
Funny people come from all over. I think Michigan has dark humor on lock, though. Michigan, to me, is equal parts beautiful… — Paul Walter Hauser Copy Share Image
“I have a knack for finding humor in all sorts of things, no matter how grim. My sense of humor is wry… — Gerri R. Gray Copy Share Image
“Certainly no one on-site asked for my opinion, but I have always felt there should be no leftovers. It's untidy, and it… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“It was a state of aloneness. It was the kind of place that started shooting political prisoners because it suspected that they… — Will Wiles Copy Share Image
“[Or perhaps my friends should have realized that they shouldn't have left behind the FRICKING REASON FOR THEIR PROTEST! And that thought… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“Max can’t hear or speak, but he communicates okay. He wasn’t programmed for fear—whoever rolled the genetic dice left that out too.… — Andrew Vachss Copy Share Image
“If you believe in the eighteenth century view of the mind, you will look and act wimpy. You will think that all… — George Lakoff Copy Share Image
“Shut up,” I snapped. “This is not the time. What part of this situation seems like a joke to you?” Lohka pulled… — J. Leigh Bralick Copy Share Image
“He took a long draw then asked, “What’d I do?” “You knew about the guy threatening my dad?” He paused, shifted in… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The Dopamine Loop by Stewart Stafford I was down on the beach, She was within my reach, I wandered over to her,… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“That's Bill Brady. He goes through months of withdrawal after football season is over. In order to cope with football withdrawal, he'll… — Jasun Ether Copy Share Image
“Beyond all of that, I could see the wall I had seen from inside the train, the wall that runs along the… — Anna Funder Copy Share Image
“Something bad was about to happen. My wife was being clever again.” — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“The moral high ground proved to be one hell of an aphrodisiac...” — Eve A. Floriste Copy Share Image
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