The modern king has become a vermiform appendix: useless when quiet; when obtrusive, in danger of removal. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
The fear we throw about danger is always as disproportionate as a paternal shirt on an infant. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
If you are ignorant enough, you can walk like a cat on the slippery roof-ridge of danger. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
A woman, like a cross-eyed man, looks one way, but goes another--hence her mysteriousness. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
Religion often gets credit for curing rascals when old age is the real medicine. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
We must be laid like a brand in the fire ... if we would gain immortal youth. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
If you snub Conscience a few times she will cut your acquaintance. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
A drunkard is like a whiskey-bottle, all neck and belly and no head. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
Charity is the only lubricant that keeps the axle of the world creaking. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
