“Welcome to sporadic and lousy service from your new carrier. We hope you enjoy sounding like you’re in a barrel.” — Nic Tatano Copy Share Image
“(Don’t correct me. I know they changed their logo to Syfy, but it looks like it should be pronounced “siffee” and I refuse to… — Nic Tatano Copy Share Image
“She pokes at a very wrinkled baked potato that somehow reminds me of Alan Greenspan.” — Nic Tatano Copy Share Image
