Some people think there's a woman to blame, but I know - it's my own damn fault — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Imagine Jon Stewart if he gave a damn. He's like Howard Zinn after 12 beers. — David Swanson Copy Share Image
Do you think I give a damn about your and your pathetic violin? — Ludwig van Beethoven Copy Share Image
You are not going to 'go forth.' You are going to take that damn hat off and you're going to get a… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I touched Roger's bat and held it to my heart. My bat will lie next to his. I'm damn proud of that. — Mark McGwire Copy Share Image
All I had to do was put two and two together But that just makes four, but not four-ever, damn. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
Boxing is a business and if it makes sense, other than my brother (Anthony), damn right I'll fight him. — Lamont Peterson Copy Share Image
I will interview bigwigs if I get the chance, but you are seldom surprised by people in power - you've got to… — Joe Sacco Copy Share Image
If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk. If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
No matter what anyone says, dont take their F**king Bulls**t. Coz you're better then them, faster than them and god damn it,… — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
Oscar Wilde said the rich and the poor are equal - they can both sleep under the bridge. Right? Do they have… — Al Lewis Copy Share Image
Public Speaking is a skill that can be studied, polished, perfected. Not only can you get good at it, you can get… — Tom Peters Copy Share Image
The worst part of being gay in the twentieth century is all that damn disco music to which one has to listen. — Quentin Crisp Copy Share Image
You aren't just voting for the president. So many issues that affect your everyday life are decided locally on that ballot as… — Chrissy Teigen Copy Share Image
It had better be quirky or perverse or thoughtful enough so that you hit some chord in them. I mean we've all… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
My music teacher was like, "Ester, you need to pay attention in class." I'm like, "No miss lady, 'cause I can sing."… — Ester Dean Copy Share Image
You always want to be the person who doesn't need to be included, but it feels damn good to be among you… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
Don't you know alcohol kills brain cells...any damn brain cell that can't live through a good drunk deserves to die. You're doing… — James E. Webb Copy Share Image
The ladies usually go for the biggest damn fool they can find; that is why the human race stands where it does… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I'm an extremely private dude and all this is happening so damn quick. I really haven't had any time to rationalize it.… — Heath Ledger Copy Share Image
Public service announcement: In case of a terrorist attack, bottled water and duct tape are not going to do a damn thing.… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
At my age the only problem is with remembering names. When I call everyone darling, it has damn all to do with… — Richard Attenborough Copy Share Image
I don't care about people kissing my ass or telling me how great I am. I don't really give a damn. I… — Richard Sherman Copy Share Image
