Correct me if I'm wrong - the gizmo is connected to the flingflang connected to the watzis, watzis connected to the doo-dad connected to the ding dong. — Pat Oliphant Copy Share Image
So many cartoonists draw the same year after year. When they find a style, they stick with it. They don't mess with innovation, and… — Pat Oliphant Copy Share Image
If it were not for the fact that editors have become so timorous in these politically correct times, I would probably have a greater… — Pat Oliphant Copy Share Image
I can always see what I've done wrong. I'm always learning. I'm the perennial student. — Pat Oliphant Copy Share Image
One-newspaper towns are not good because all the surviving newspaper does is print money. They make 25 percent on their money every year, and… — Pat Oliphant Copy Share Image
I've always looked upon politics as a very boring thing. Politics never interested me as much as the people involved in it. — Pat Oliphant Copy Share Image
I hate changes of administrations, because I have all my villains in place and they are all taken away and replaced with faceless wonders… — Pat Oliphant Copy Share Image
I don't think there's more than half-a-dozen cartoons that I've been really truly happy with in all the time I've been doing it. — Pat Oliphant Copy Share Image
Correct me if I'm wrong - the gizmo is connected to the flingflang connected to the watzis, watzis connected to the doo-dad connected to… — Pat Oliphant Copy Share Image
Even if you go to Australia today, it's very much like visiting a state you haven't been to. — Pat Oliphant Copy Share Image
