“curves that, while technically all in the right places, also proved that you could have too much of a good thing. My” — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
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“And when it comes to men . . . well, who wants a guy who’s three minutes and done when you could have a Mr. ‘Rock Your… — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
“Open displays of emotion make me more uncomfortable than itching powder in a pair of sandpaper panties,” — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
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