Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
Sex has never been an obsession with me. It's just like eating a bag of crisps. Quite nice, but nothing marvellous. — Boy George Copy Share Image
It's the opposite of that. Engineers in lab coats have created a musical experience that is so crisp and clean, it can… — Barry Goldberg Copy Share Image
A few days ago I walked along the edge of the lake and was treated to the crunch and rustle of leaves… — Eric Sloane Copy Share Image
There is something wrong about cheese-flavoured crisps. I love the way Quavers melt on your tongue, they've got good structure, but I'm… — Vick Hope Copy Share Image
“A good dog never dies. He always stays. He walks besides you on crisp autumn days when frost is on the fields… — Mary Carolyn Davies Copy Share Image
A good trick as you get older is to get a thick pair of glasses that have a dark frame. Everything else… — Tom Ford Copy Share Image
If I'm crisp and economical in my delivery, have smooth transitions, movement and animation, and flights of fancy, that would get me… — Franklyn Ajaye Copy Share Image
Simplicity is all. Simple logic, simple arguments, simple visual images. If you can't reduce your argument to a few crisp words and… — Maurice Saatchi Copy Share Image