“It's a big spooky place when you're in it alone. It's like you can hear all the whispers of all the voices of all the actors who ever played here. Kind of creepy. Like a church can be creepy when… — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“SEN. McCARTHY: You will teach morality, ethics, and good house-keeping to these 48 states, and to the world. By order of this committee, June… — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“Some people, when there’s a threat of everything they have being ripped away at a moments notice, they place value on the things they… — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“JUNE: My mother always said, “Why should a man buy a cow when he can get the milk for free?” WARD: I don’t think… — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“I’ve spent half my night lugging a three-ton slab of asshole up a gazillion stairs.” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“I’m not about to let somebody stick a Bissel vacuum attachment up my cootch.” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“When I was a kid, they had a saying, 'to err is human but to really fuck it up takes a computer.’ ” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“Oh Ward, you animal. It gets me so hot and squishy when you call it intercourse.” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“That’s right you little fucktart, she thought. Time to eat shit and die.” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“On a wing and a prayer." (After being asked how the angels make love in Milton's Paradise Lost).” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
