Crazy Quotes by J. R. Smith

I was actually worried about David Ross safety being in Cleveland. I thought I had to be a bodyguard.

— J. R. Smith

My looks vary, but I definitely think about it and plan. I like to shop, too, so I'm always mixing it up. But normally,…

— J. R. Smith

[People asked me] "Where is your million-dollar shirt?" I'm like, "It's underneath these $25 Hanes T-shirts I've got on."

— J. R. Smith

To play at the Mecca of basketball and the Garden every night, it's probably the greatest decision I've ever made to go to New…

— J. R. Smith

Usually, it's the guys who want to get better so they can get more playing time who are always in the gym.

— J. R. Smith

I've gone on streaks where I haven't shot the ball well here, but I was always making up for it in other areas, so…

— J. R. Smith

I went to Moses Malone's golf tournament in Houston, and I've been hooked ever since.

— J. R. Smith

I love running the floor and doing crazy dunks. I think I bring a lot of enthusiasm to the team.

— J. R. Smith

Coach Lue always amazed me. I'm like, 'How do you have this much joy coming out of life? You have money, but you don't…

— J. R. Smith

Trying to think about the rest of the team over myself or my scoring is something that I never really had to do before.

— J. R. Smith

If someone told me, 'I'm gonna give you $600 million, but I'm going to take your hair'? Take my hair!

— J. R. Smith

Who? Who is that? (J.R.'s response when asked about opponent Jason Terry.)

— J. R. Smith