I hate sandwiches at New York delis. Too much meat on the sandwich. It's like a cow with a cracker on either… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
If there was ever any truth to the trickle-down theory, the only evidence of it I've ever seen was in that period… — Dave Van Ronk Copy Share Image
Be nonviolent only with those who are nonviolent to you. And when you can bring me a nonviolent racist, bring me a… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
The meeting was like a war council with donuts. Then again, back at Camp Half-Blood they used to have their most serious… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Our small ears never had such a workout as on the Fourth of July, hearing not only our own bursting crackers but… — Paul Engle Copy Share Image
So (if) some cracker come and tell you 'Well, my mother and father blood go back to the Mayflower,' you better hold… — Al Sharpton Copy Share Image
I know people that could serve me canned tuna and saltine crackers and have me feel more at home at their table… — Alton Brown Copy Share Image
I'm a whitebread cracker. That's my favorite white person slur: "whitebread". The other day, someone came up to me and said, "What's… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Yesterday I decided it would be funny to cut in to a box of Christmas crackers and take out all the original… — Ryan Swain Copy Share Image
I don't know what the big deal about Cracker Jack is. Did you ever go buy a pack of Cracker Jack, thinking… — Harry Caray Copy Share Image
We used to burn tons of crackers earlier, but when I realized the effects they have on our environment, I stopped burning… — Rubina Dilaik Copy Share Image
Crackers, toasted or hard bread may be added a short time before the soup is wanted; but do not put in those… — Sarah Josepha Hale Copy Share Image
“She shoved two crackers into her mouth. “These are awful.” “Slow down,” said Matthias. “You’re going to choke.” “Worth it,” Nina said,… — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
I used to go with my father to buy phooljharis and chakris and there used to be Sabu' crackers in the market… — Mohit Raina Copy Share Image
Why can't the black man have a God? What's so wrong when a black man says his God will protect him form… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
I've been a lot of places, and my wife, Denise, she likes a lot of the fancy restaurants. I'm more of a… — Alan Jackson Copy Share Image
“What I can’t figure out is why you gotta make yourself crackers trying to be somebody you can’t ever be instead of… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
So I would always try and be the lightest I could. In high school, I really wouldn't eat. I would only have… — Nicole Polizzi Copy Share Image
Our traditions have been waking up on Christmas morning and feasting on a southern breakfast. I'm from the South. We eat grits… — Leigh-Allyn Baker Copy Share Image
I am the most proud of is the show called Cracker and I think it only lasted a season or two. It… — Boti Bliss Copy Share Image
Don't know what 2 say about Dunk-a-roos. They're just good! Sometimes you want a food that is comfortable and takes you back.… — Prince Copy Share Image
