It's like Brad Pitt for us. You might not like blond men with pretty features, but c'mon, it's Brad. You're not going… — Emily Giffin Copy Share Image
An Active mind didn't need distraction in its physical environment. It needed a collection of outstanding books and a good lamp. Maybe… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
Could there be any doubt that the Jews would seek to harm the Son of God again, knowing that his body was… — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
I read daft history books. Sometimes the books I read are a bit crackers or strange. — Mark E. Smith Copy Share Image
I don't mean to get all religious here, but I'm pretty sure key lime martinis (with a graham cracker & sugar rim)… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
A college of wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humor. Dost thou think I care for a satire or an epigram? — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at… — Paul Mooney Copy Share Image
My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
The bird, the pin, the song, the berries, the watch, the cracker, the dress that burst into flames. I am the mockingjay.… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
My mother was a cracker jack typist. And she would come in and sit at my house and type the final type… — Judy Blume Copy Share Image
the cracked plate has to be retained in the pantry, has to be kept in service as a household necessity. It can… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
The simplest way to prepare Dungeness crabs is to boil them in the shell and set them in front of your guests… — Tom Douglas Copy Share Image
I don't like the concept of crackers. Diwali is a festival of lights but we have a lot of sound too. I… — Tejaswi Madivada Copy Share Image
I was diagnosed with hypoglycemia, an abnormal decrease of sugar in the blood. Eventually I learned to eat five small meals a… — Carol Alt Copy Share Image
I've wanted to be an actress for as long as I can remember, and I can say I was almost born in… — Sienna Miller Copy Share Image
The sweetest thing we ever had was, like, animal crackers in the pantry. I think my parents sort of passively made sure… — Andrew Luck Copy Share Image
I spent my entire first pay cheque from 'Cracker,' a TV show on ABC, on an Audi because my other car broke… — Josh Hartnett Copy Share Image
Thanks to them crackers, my pockets are fatter than excess shit that's weighing on Jasper. — Tyler The Creator Copy Share Image
I always have apples and fruit in the house. It's easier to eat something healthy if it's within reach. I also have… — Martina McBride Copy Share Image
I know you're looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks, but there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the… — Meat Loaf Copy Share Image
So many of us had been armed that there were holsters and weapons scattered among the passed-out bodies like mercenary prizes in… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
The safe and cultural method of eating crackers in bed is to wear a diver's suit instead of pajamas. — Basil Wolverton Copy Share Image
Cracker Jacks don't count as junk food because they're corn and peanuts, which we know to be high in nutrition. And they… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
The library is the biggest cracker box factory in the world. The more you eat, the more you want. — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
If you give a cracker a new toy, the first thing he'll do is carve his initials in it. Fortunately, most crackers… — Jamie Zawinski Copy Share Image
“We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Is it my imagination, or does shipping and handling settle a box of crackers more than it used to? — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
That would be cool if the earth's crust was made out of graham cracker. It would disappear just like the ozone layer,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“I bought a box of animal crackers, and it said on it, ‘Do not eat if seal is broken.’ So I opened… — Bathroom Readers' Institute Copy Share Image
At root fame is a sham. I'm not going to live forever and if I am I certainly need don't you to… — Nick Mancuso Copy Share Image
Lord, I never seen blue hair on a black woman before or since. Leroy say you look like a cracker from outer… — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
Animal crackers, and cocoa to drink That is the finest of suppers, I think When I'm grown up and can have what… — Christopher Morley Copy Share Image
Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach: A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Corn syrup and added fats have been outed as major ingredients in fast food, but they hide out in packaged foods too,… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I figure it's a European thing to eat cheese and crackers before a meal - that's my afternoon snack, or I do… — Andrew Luck Copy Share Image
A single spark of occasion discharges the child of passions into a thousand crackers of desire. — Johann Kaspar Lavater Copy Share Image
When the second record came out, they started calling it The Band. I voted to call it The Crackers. I'm no fool. — Levon Helm Copy Share Image
I'm the paté on the Universal cracker. I'm the grout holding your shower tiles on. I'm out of the saddle, sprinting up… — Charles Manson Copy Share Image
