I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Hey, he speaks pretty well for a guy who just ate 2 lbs of crackers. — Bobby H. Barbee, Sr Copy Share Image
“I wouldn't throw her outta bed for eating crackers. She was all class.” — James McBride Copy Share Image
People think you must be crackers if you've got a psychologist but psychology is part of the building bricks to make a… — David James Copy Share Image
Nicknames are baseball, names like Zeke and Pie and Kiki and Home Run and Cracker and Dizzy and Dazzy. — Ernie Harwell Copy Share Image
Shrimp crackers are actually exactly what I was eating when I got the call that I was going to play Shang-Chi. — Simu Liu Copy Share Image
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other. — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
On the other hand it was bad manners to look a gift horse in the mouth. Even if you're getting it from… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Sisters, brothers and the whities, Blacks and the crackers, Police and their backers, They're all political actors — Curtis Mayfield Copy Share Image
It is for the inconsistent, unsteady disciples whose cheese is falling off their cracker. — Brennan Manning Copy Share Image
Jesus Christ—who, as it turns out, was born of a virgin, cheated death, and rose bodily into the heavens—can now be eaten… — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
The reality is that all God has to do is reveal himself to you,and you'll gladly join the mission in service to… — Matt Chandler Copy Share Image
During recess at school, I'd slip back into the classroom and find something in some other kid's lunch bag that wouldn't be… — Jeannette Walls Copy Share Image
If I said I wouldn’t toss him out of my bed for eating crackers, would you leave me alone? (Grace) Maybe. What… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
You know how Mexican restaurants always have "border" in the name: Border Grill, Border Cafe. You wouldn't do that to black people:… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
Instead of feeling like there's two or three of us in this town of hostile crackers, I'm in a big church filled… — Stanley Nelson Jr Copy Share Image
I had a box of Ritz crackers, and on the back of the box, they had all these suggestions for what to… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I've wanted to be an actress for as long as I can remember, and I can say I was almost born in… — Sienna Miller Copy Share Image
I would say that I am proud of my performance from Cracker and I think a lot of that was due to… — Boti Bliss Copy Share Image
Animal crackers in my soup Monkeys and rabbits loop the loop Gosh oh gee but I have fun Swallowing animals one by… — Shirley Temple Copy Share Image
Vegetarians, dropping meat, tend to fill up with too much starch. This leaves them no more healthy than meat-eaters, with constipation, indigestion,… — Helen and Scott Nearing Copy Share Image
Farrakhan got everybody together for the Million Man March and everything. But Farrakhan don't like the Jews. Which is bugged. I get… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Winter near the shore is cold. The wind kicks up a salty mist and elephant seals come to shore to trumpet and… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Tell me again what we're doing here," I said, running a continuous scan of our surroundings. Fang popped some Cracker Jack into… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“Luc sighed as he raised his hands. "Look, this is not a trap, a test, or a drill. Archer's here, too. He's… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“On Atheism – If people continue to think of atheism as a kind of religion, then I demand all the perks that… — Marsha Hinds Copy Share Image
There is a line from Dante that says, "The arrow seen before cometh less rudely." President John F. Kennedy put one aspect… — Jeffrey R. Holland Copy Share Image