There are no good crackers, and if you find one, kill him before he changes.. — Khalid Abdul Muhammad Copy Share Image
“You're crackers.” “Marvelous isn't it? I find it's the only way to be.” — Paul Magrs Copy Share Image
Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Domestic rabbits don't have the sense that God promised animal crackers. — Sharyn McCrumb Copy Share Image
There ain't no Coupe Deville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jacks box. — Meat Loaf Copy Share Image
Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth. — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
Is it my imagination, or does shipping and handling settle a box of crackers more than it used to? — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
“We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If you give a cracker a new toy, the first thing he'll do is carve his initials in it. Fortunately, most crackers… — Jamie Zawinski Copy Share Image
The library is the biggest cracker box factory in the world. The more you eat, the more you want. — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
That would be cool if the earth's crust was made out of graham cracker. It would disappear just like the ozone layer,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The safe and cultural method of eating crackers in bed is to wear a diver's suit instead of pajamas. — Basil Wolverton Copy Share Image
Cracker Jacks don't count as junk food because they're corn and peanuts, which we know to be high in nutrition. And they… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
So many of us had been armed that there were holsters and weapons scattered among the passed-out bodies like mercenary prizes in… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
We used to burn tons of crackers earlier, but when I realized the effects they have on our environment, I stopped burning… — Rubina Dilaik Copy Share Image
I don't know what the big deal about Cracker Jack is. Did you ever go buy a pack of Cracker Jack, thinking… — Harry Caray Copy Share Image
I'm a whitebread cracker. That's my favorite white person slur: "whitebread". The other day, someone came up to me and said, "What's… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Yesterday I decided it would be funny to cut in to a box of Christmas crackers and take out all the original… — Ryan Swain Copy Share Image
I know people that could serve me canned tuna and saltine crackers and have me feel more at home at their table… — Alton Brown Copy Share Image
So (if) some cracker come and tell you 'Well, my mother and father blood go back to the Mayflower,' you better hold… — Al Sharpton Copy Share Image
Be nonviolent only with those who are nonviolent to you. And when you can bring me a nonviolent racist, bring me a… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
Our small ears never had such a workout as on the Fourth of July, hearing not only our own bursting crackers but… — Paul Engle Copy Share Image
There is a line from Dante that says, "The arrow seen before cometh less rudely." President John F. Kennedy put one aspect… — Jeffrey R. Holland Copy Share Image
I was on a bus once, it was in the middle of the night, and I had a box of crackers and… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“On Atheism – If people continue to think of atheism as a kind of religion, then I demand all the perks that… — Marsha Hinds Copy Share Image
I hate America. I hate this country. It’s just big ideas, and stories, and people dying, and people like you. The white… — Tony Kushner Copy Share Image
I'm a Gemini, so there's two people in me. Straight up. There's the nerd who is totally zoned out in the studio,… — G-Eazy Copy Share Image
It was watching Madeline Alby eat cheese with every ounce of her being, like it was the first and best time, that… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I carefully lay out the provisions. One thin black sleeping bag that reflects body heat. A pack of crackers. A pack of… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
When we were the political slaves of King George, and wanted to be free, we called the maxim that "all men are… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
