“If you were going to give a gold medal to Count Olaf, you would have to lock it up someplace before the… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Look!" Mr. Poe said, who was still too far to help but close enough to see. "Genghis has an eye tattoo, like… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“They wondered how many other eyes were in Count Olaf's house, and whether, for the rest of their lives, they would always… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
Nowhere in the world is safe," Count Olaf said. Not with you around," Violet agreed. I'm no worse than anyone else," Count… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Count Olaf was so obsessed with getting his filthy hands on the money that he hatched a devious plan that gives me… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image