Not fair? Oh, I'm sorry I get this lovely laptop computing device when all you get is the ability to walk, control your hands, and know you'll survive until your eighteenth birthday." Then the kid was going, "Uh, I didn't… — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share Image
I seriously think I could have sat in the middle of the kitchen floor rubbing two sticks together over a pile of dynamite blocks… — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share Image
He also said that if anyone did anything to mess up the rest of the testing, he was going to call 911 personally. Yeah,… — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share Image
If you promise you will get better instead of dying, I promise I will, too. — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share Image
Mr. Watras asked me whether I was practicing, and I told him I was practicing my tissue basketball skills. — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share Image
“Tattitude: Wow, Jeff, who's the babe? Dangerous_pie: Your mom. Tattitude: No, the one three feet away from you. Dangerous_pie: Oh, that's Lindsey Abraham. I… — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share Image
“And maybe this whole thing has taught me something else about what kindness is for. Because, looking back at this year, I still basically… — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share Image
Take care, Jeffy. I’ll see you soon, right? Just remember not to throw food at the nurses. I don’t want to get any complaint… — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share Image
“Others...are so sure the world is full of nothing but bullies that they become bullies themselves, trying to hit everyone in the world first.… — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share Image
Note to self: It's hard to attain a state of no-mind when you're incredibly pumped up on tea and sugar and have to urinate… — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share Image
Or maybe...their biggest fear is that they will get close to you again, and you'll go and drop dead. — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share Image
Some kids do drugs. Some kids light stuff on fire. Me, I eat oats. — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share Image
