“You realize, of course, that you are a complete idiot. Well, conscience, I'd say that much is obvious.” — Susan Bischoff Copy Share Image
“Dylan: "I'd stolen chocolate from there, back when I was into that kind of thing. Stealing, not chocolate... whatever.” — Susan Bischoff Copy Share Image
“You realize, of course, that you are a complete idiot. Well, conscience, I'd say that much is obvious.” — Susan Bischoff Copy Share Image
“How could I explain why I'd acted that way? How could I explain how scary it was, to find out that I needed her… — Susan Bischoff Copy Share Image
“Because that’s where I keep my Great Big Book of Manners by Emily Post and I want to beat you with it.” — Susan Bischoff Copy Share Image
“Parental looks rely a lot on brow positioning. Whereas the Dad Look involves the lowering of the brow as a whole, the Mom Look… — Susan Bischoff Copy Share Image
“I should get points for not saying every dumb thing that pops in my head.” — Susan Bischoff Copy Share Image
“ "Joss" "What?" "What?" Dylan asked back. "You just said my name." "No I didn't" "Sorry that was me." I sat up, banging my… — Susan Bischoff Copy Share Image
“ "Crazy," he muttered softly, "how much I need you." Crazy, how something like that can feel like a kick in the chest, can… — Susan Bischoff Copy Share Image
“Dylan, while he is in the shower and he and Joss are only seperated by the curtain and his invisibility: Dylan: "Maybe if you… — Susan Bischoff Copy Share Image
“How two people can be so completely in sync and so completely clueless about each other at the same time is absolutely beyond my… — Susan Bischoff Copy Share Image
“You know, you guys have been dancing around each other for so long you could cut the sexual tension with a knife. It's a… — Susan Bischoff Copy Share Image
“Just think of a safe location." "Are there tennis balls in the soup?" "Come on, be serious." "A pear camping highway fire mask," he… — Susan Bischoff Copy Share Image
“Marco, honey, I'm gonna have to wreck your fantasy and tell that not only are Joss and I not involved with each other, and… — Susan Bischoff Copy Share Image
