There's something great about terrible westerns. They look like gay dancers and bad, overwrought dialogue and overacting, black and white sped up horses. — Alec Sulkin Copy Share Image
You are not special. There is no plan for you. Nothing happens for a reason. Just try not to die and shut up. — Alec Sulkin Copy Share Image
Hearing the faraway sounds of children at recess makes me understand that I am no longer life's main character. — Alec Sulkin Copy Share Image
There's something great about terrible westerns. They look like gay dancers and bad, overwrought dialogue and overacting, black and white sped up horses. — Alec Sulkin Copy Share Image
Everyone's the anti-Teddy Roosevelt. Speak loudly and carry a brittle twig. — Alec Sulkin Copy Share Image
Just because you're an avid reader doesn't mean you're an avid understander. — Alec Sulkin Copy Share Image
When I make fun of you, I strike just the right note. When you make fun of me, you're an incredibly ungrateful asshole and… — Alec Sulkin Copy Share Image
It always seems that people who bring nothing to the table take the most from it. — Alec Sulkin Copy Share Image
