Without a concise set of rules to follow we would probably all have to resort to common sense — David Thorne Copy Share Image
“I understand the need for conformity. Without a concise set of rules to follow we would probably all have to resort to common sense. Discipline is the key to conformity, and it is important that we learn not to question… — David Thorne Copy Share Image
You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work. — David Thorne Copy Share Image
“I was taught never to make a threat unless you are prepared to carry it out and I am not a fan of carrying… — David Thorne Copy Share Image
“If you had managed to persuade my mother not to procreate, I would not exist to send you the plans for constructing your own… — David Thorne Copy Share Image
“Charity is detrimental unless it helps the recipient become independent of it.” — David Thorne Copy Share Image
“I do not own any camping gear, but this is not a problem, as I have watched every season of Survivor.” — David Thorne Copy Share Image
“In my country, terawatt globes are reserved for police helicopter chases and warning sailors of hazardous shoals. This is despite the fact that practically… — David Thorne Copy Share Image
“It is not necessary to attempt a resolution when it is self-resolving.” — David Thorne Copy Share Image
Without a concise set of rules to follow we would probably all have to resort to common sense — David Thorne Copy Share Image
“While I do not have a boyfriend, I do have a friend who is homosexual and I once asked him "Do you ever think… — David Thorne Copy Share Image
“The four seasons in Australia consist of "fuck it's hot," "Can you believe how fucking hot it is?", "I won't be in today because… — David Thorne Copy Share Image
“I was commissioned to write copy for an annual publication produced by Top Tourist Parks of Australia. After a print run of seventy-five thousand… — David Thorne Copy Share Image
I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism. — David Thorne Copy Share Image
“Is the guy in the wheelchair in Glee acting or is he a real parallelogram?” — David Thorne Copy Share Image
Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O'Donnell because you are straight? Same thing. — David Thorne Copy Share Image
“I understand the need for conformity. Without a concise set of rules to follow we would probably all have to resort to common sense.… — David Thorne Copy Share Image
