“The commitment of marriage can frequently arouse some rather peculiar behaviour in men and women alike, but the bizarre notion that one can change the character of one's mate seems to occur more often to women than to men.” — Alan Jay Lerner Copy Share Image
The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it. — Alan Jay Lerner Copy Share Image
The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot. By order summer lingers through September In Camelot. — Alan Jay Lerner Copy Share Image
“Could anyone among us have an inkling or a clue What magic feats or wizardry and voodoo you can do? And who would ever… — Alan Jay Lerner Copy Share Image
“Don't let it be forgot that once there were a spot for one brief shining moment that was known as camelot” — Alan Jay Lerner Copy Share Image
Why can't a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square; Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win,… — Alan Jay Lerner Copy Share Image
“On a clear day Rise and look around you And you'll see who you are On a clear day How it will astound you… — Alan Jay Lerner Copy Share Image
For a painter, the Mecca of the world, for study, for inspiration and for living is here on this star called Paris. Just look… — Alan Jay Lerner Copy Share Image
I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I've never done before. — Alan Jay Lerner Copy Share Image
On a clear day, rise and look around you and you'll see who you are on a clear day, how it will astound you… — Alan Jay Lerner Copy Share Image
Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing here but it sounds better in French. — Alan Jay Lerner Copy Share Image
Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry. Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry. — Alan Jay Lerner Copy Share Image
It's not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. — Alan Jay Lerner Copy Share Image
