I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors. — Samantha Bee Actors Copy Share Image
It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life. — Samantha Bee Hired Copy Share Image
It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions. — Samantha Bee Auditions Copy Share Image
There's always going to be someone who hates you. There's always going to be people who love you. It's a risk in… — Samantha Bee Hate Copy Share Image
There's a danger zone if you take yourself too seriously. It's a terrible trap to fall into. I think it's the death… — Samantha Bee Comedy Copy Share Image
I want to get a gold star. And I know that there are places that I need to go in order to… — Samantha Bee Gold Copy Share Image
I want to go to someone's world. I'll buy it if the world is full of zombies - I'll live there if… — Samantha Bee Dreams Copy Share Image
Christmas: It's the only religious holiday that's also a federal holiday. That way, Christians can go to their services, and everyone else… — Samantha Bee Christian Copy Share Image
We definitely sometimes get stuff that's different that we were expecting. I mean, that's part of the joy and the terror of… — Samantha Bee Different Copy Share Image
I believe in breakfast. It's the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that's huge. As for myself,… — Samantha Bee Believe Copy Share Image
Sometimes you're just interviewing someone and you're thinking the entire time, How can I get through this really quickly? Because I know… — Samantha Bee Boring Copy Share Image
A lot of comedy is really DIY. You're kind of doing it yourself. — Samantha Bee Comedy Copy Share Image
I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada. — Samantha Bee Canada Copy Share Image
I get maximum satisfaction out of buying children's clothes online. — Samantha Bee Buying Copy Share Image
I'm good at asking other people questions, but I'm not really good at answering questions. — Samantha Bee Answering questions Copy Share Image
I was brought up to question things, but I was always a really quiet and shy child. — Samantha Bee Children Copy Share Image
I'm not even reading about the U.S. election, I'm just totally involved in the Canadian one. — Samantha Bee Canadian Copy Share Image
You don't want to be glib; you want to treat every story respectfully. — Samantha Bee Stories Copy Share Image
It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my… — Samantha Bee Born Copy Share Image
I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays… — Samantha Bee Birthday Copy Share Image
I don't listen to the national anthem ironically. It's a beautiful song. I love it! — Samantha Bee Anthem Copy Share Image
If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show. — Samantha Bee Goes on Copy Share Image
I grew up an only child, so I was so much more adult. My eldest daughter is 10, and I was so… — Samantha Bee Adults Copy Share Image
I don't think I'm very much like the person I am on the show. I'm certainly not as ambitious; no, that's not… — Samantha Bee Ambitious Copy Share Image
Speaking for myself, I try to go out there on the stage and make jokes with people, so I'm not really thinking… — Samantha Bee Jokes Copy Share Image
President Trump - God forbid - the country will be okay, I promise. I don't know exactly what the country will look… — Samantha Bee Country Copy Share Image
Kids do have to learn that life is a humiliating charade of endless disappointment and tragedy ultimately culminating in pain, decay, and… — Samantha Bee Charades Copy Share Image
When you can agree on one thing, you should have no expectation that suddenly a person is converted to your way of… — Samantha Bee Agree Copy Share Image
You need to be able to agree from time to time if we're going to get anywhere. Once you have started a… — Samantha Bee Agree Copy Share Image
I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in… — Samantha Bee Believe Copy Share Image
I've been a performer in the public eye for many years now and it's much darker. It feels so worse now. It… — Samantha Bee Compassion Copy Share Image
I've talked to a lot of other women in the field of comedy and none of us feel like being a woman… — Samantha Bee Barriers Copy Share Image
I don't think that comedy is going to affect or change anything. I remember back in 2004 people were like, "How does… — Samantha Bee Affect Copy Share Image
