Maybe if I could ever be a successful comedian then I could be an example that Christians can also have fun. — Victoria Jackson Copy Share Image
Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Any comedian who tells you how dark and dangerous they are, they're not dark and dangerous. — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
You have to go away to come back. That's just normal. That's with bands, actors, comedians, everything. — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
The ones who constantly make us laugh are the hardest of friends to know - for comedians are the caricatures among us. — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
I would have liked to be a comedian in the '20s, or maybe even a comedian on the Mayflower and have a… — Dani Levy Copy Share Image
I think the term 'Twitter comedian' can seem like a pejorative because it's not a job, really, and there's such a low… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
The whole idea of celebrity is flattering - it helps you get into restaurants and stuff - but once you obtain some… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I don't have a fear factor. Well, not much of one. And I'm willing to risk quite a lot - as a… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
Someone going from TikTok and expecting to be a natural stand-up comedian is the equivalent in my mind of someone being good… — Tony Hinchcliffe Copy Share Image
I don't like the fact that most black people or black comedians have to present themselves in a flamboyant way. It's good… — Franklyn Ajaye Copy Share Image
An audience can feel when a comedian is confident - and then they will laugh. But if they feel at any point… — Adrian Lester Copy Share Image
There are three goals for any comedian: to make a living as a comedian; I've been fortunate to do that. To make… — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
The logic was, there weren't too many female comedians, so I thought I might as well try a field that had fewer… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
There have been many definitions of hell, but for the English the best definition is that it is the place where the… — David Frost Copy Share Image
It's very interesting being an artist and a comedian, (because) you aim for jobs that will feed your ego, but when you… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
As a comedian I don't think they look at me as a sexual person but I can see where with actors it… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
By TV standards - I'm not comparing it to manual labor by any means - by TV comedy standards, it is the… — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
I used to want to be a war photographer, and I used to want to be a ballerina and a comedian. I… — Cat Power Copy Share Image
“Jeff: I understand you guys had a good day today? Peanut: Yes we had a great day! Jose: No we did not.… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
“Shut up…let me tell you, LET ME. Every time I look at your face or even remember it, it wrecks me. And… — Louis C.K Copy Share Image
I don't pretend to understand him, but I can enjoy him as a poet and comedian. I liked the idea of the… — Dean Wareham Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian, but I love the comedians who know when to get off the stage. — Topher Grace Copy Share Image
Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are… — Yakov Smirnoff Copy Share Image
If you like standup and decide that it's overtaking your life and want to hate it, watch 1,000 standup comedians who are… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any! — Moe Howard Copy Share Image
There is nothing quite as loud as the silence of an audience when a comedian is on stage. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
There's something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em. — Flip Wilson Copy Share Image
Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke. — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
Lots of people say if you dredge too much stuff up, you'll go crazy - "You'll go insane!" But for a comedian,… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I'm an entertainer, not a commentator. If you're a comedian your job is to make people laugh. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business. — Pat Paulsen Copy Share Image
My daughter Fathima is a bigger comedian than me. She makes me laugh all the time. — Ali Copy Share Image
Comedians usually are rooting for the underdog. I mean to take a shot at an underdog I think is really stupid and… — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
Growing up as a comedian, the first thing you dream of is having your own album, but even more than that, I… — Christian Finnegan Copy Share Image
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