With any other celebrity, people come up and say, 'Hey, I really like your work.' But with my fans, when they see me, they don't even say hello. They just go, 'AWWWWWGHGHHHGHGHRRR!' — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!! — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
You know what the problem is with world hunger? We've been sending them food. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it! — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000… — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny - but when… — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
