I'd still prefer to do five nights at a club than one night at Allstate Arena. — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is like getting kicked out of the Book-of-the-Month Club. — Melvin Belli Copy Share Image
A thousand times today I've started to open my mouth, started to squeak out, "Can you tell me...? But then I'd look… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boy is he pissed," said Adrian. "Do you blame him?" asked Christian. "He just lost memerbship in the evil mastermind club. His… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
It is better to use this available energy for your observation, inner observation. Just watch everything - and it is good because… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
I'm fairly convinced that the Kingdom of God is for the broken-hearted. You write of 'powerlessness.' Join the club, we are not… — Fred Rogers Copy Share Image
I do love live performing, but I'm not a stand-up naturally, and I don't like the lifestyle of working just in the… — Amy Hoggart Copy Share Image
The Commonwealth is a mere club, but it has become like Animal Farm, where some members are more equal than others. How… — Robert Mugabe Copy Share Image
If you tell the reader it's funny, then the audience is like an audience at a stand-up comedy club and they expect… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Don't get me wrong - I've gone to a club. But I'd much rather be with my close friends at home or… — Zac Efron Copy Share Image
I don't want to be carried out of a club wearing a tie-dye T-shirt and a cap on the wrong way around… — Rupert Everett Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to be a DJ so I could play the music I love for other people. That feeling hasn't changed,… — Tiesto Copy Share Image
With good coaching, proper motivation and the right club structure with organic growth, you can achieve an awful lot in football. — Gary Neville Copy Share Image
But then I always wanted to play for Rangers. Man United is a great club and Alex Ferguson is a legend. — Paul Gascoigne Copy Share Image
I never had an aversion because I was active in the drama club. If I had that aversion I certainly wouldn't put… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
Jerry Falwell knows who caused the terrorist attack on America: the ACLU. "The ACLU's got to take a lot of blame for… — Wendy Kaminer Copy Share Image
Ladies and gentleman of Florida, this is the real Jeff Ament...take a very good look because there's an imposter running around...if someone… — Eddie Vedder Copy Share Image
Liverpool is a massive club and has obviously been very successful over the years. — Steven Gerrard Copy Share Image
Night clubs scare me. They're dark and they stink and they're dangerous and everybody's drunk. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I tell young girls, "The world is going to exploit and manipulate your sexuality. If you benefit from that financially, then you… — Rosalind Wiseman Copy Share Image
Working with Woody [Allen] is like an emotional strip club without the cash. — Cate Blanchett Copy Share Image
Now every club promoter wanna bid like auctions, cause I pack shows, sell ticks Celtics like Boston. — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
You're sure your new roommate won't be like the last one who wore tinfoil socks and had a tendency to occasionally urinate… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'? — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image