Clubs Quotes · Page 29

I was a born club comic. Radio and TV and stage were fine, but I found my real home in cabaret.

— Bob Monkhouse

I'm prepared to spend the rest of my life playing clubs, if that means I'm playing music that I believe in.

— Billy Corgan

I like playing a bit of golf. But, if people went around beating people to death with golf clubs, I'd say, 'Ban…

— Stephen Merchant

If I was president of the good old U.S.A., I'd turn the churches into strip clubs and watch the whole world pray.

— Kid Rock

I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I…

— Jon Lovitz

This was a time frame when dance music and clubs were having a real impact on culture, and it had an impact…

— Tori Amos

I don't go to parties. I don't go to clubs. My friends and I don't go drinking, we play D&D. I'm still…

— Matthew Lillard

The only way we will be going to Europe is if the club splash out and take us all to EuroDisney.

— Dean Holdsworth

The struggle you see in the Republican Party today is the country club Republican versus the bowling alley Republican. Colin Powell brings…

— Pete du Pont

My grandson Sam Saunders has been playing golf since he could hold a club and I spent a lot of time with…

— Arnold Palmer

I grew up in a place where everybody was a storyteller, but nobody wrote. It was that kind of Celtic, storytelling tradition:…

— Irvine Welsh

If you play the same club every week of every month, it's kind of boring. It's great that you can play one…

— Tiesto

This weekend President Obama attended the annual Gridiron Club Dinner, and during his speech he joked that he is getting older and…

— Jimmy Fallon

The best clubs in the world are always the clubs where you have a variety of people. Like, you have the crazy…

— Tiesto

I felt pride, wonderful pride, when I was captain. It was an honour to take over from Labby. Anybody who has ever…

— Alan Ball

There was a time when I was - after my very first record from Nashville, I thought I might not be one…

— Shania Twain

[As a kid] I felt it was really weird that music schools behaved like a conveyor belt to make performers for those…

— Bjork

This was something you had to work through on you own," Jason said. "Besides, I knew you'd do the right thing." "Oh,…

— Meg Cabot

Pardew has come out and criticized me. He is the worst at haranguing referees. He shoves them and makes a joke of…

— Alex Ferguson

I'm always looking for context in which people tell stories. In "Fight Club" it's these support groups for dying people, and then…

— Chuck Palahniuk

It is customary for columnists to complain about the excesses of Premiership footballers, whenever - as happens regularly - there is an…

— Matthew Engel

Phunny Business is a breezy, vivid, funny, star-studded and delightful valentine to comedy, entrepreneurship and the All-American impulse to make something out…

— Nathan Rabin

So the British, of all ages, still walk the course. On trips to Florida or the American desert, they still marvel, or…

— Alistair Cooke

It was always a wish for me to work in the Premier League. To work as a manager for Manchester United, the…

— Louis van Gaal

If it really made sense to "let the club do the work," you'd just say, "Driver, wedge to the green, one-putt," and…

— Tom Mulligan

And the seventh rule is if this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Strip clubs are the only place the band can go if we want to have a drink. You're left alone because the…

— Scott Stapp

My grandfather was running Hillcrest Country Club, and that's where a whole group of Hollywood comedians hung out.

— Leigh Steinberg

If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him.

— Lou Holtz

A fan club is a group of people who tell an actor hes not alone in the way he feels about himself.

— Kenneth Williams

Bobby Troup and I have been working together for about a year in clubs. We work in the same club.

— Julie London

Hell is being trapped in a night-club with the'beautiful people'and forced to live in a'luxury penthouse flat'.

— Paul Johnson

Yeah. You've seen The Sun today; I've got myself a big house, settled down. Apart from the odd night out with the…

— Damon Albarn

I know that I will always regret it later in life if I had turned down the chance to play at another…

— David Beckham

Why couldn't you beat a richer club? I've never seen a bag of money score a goal.

— Johan Cruijff

The jazz and blues clubs are like the jazz and blues musicians - they're disappearing.

— Buddy Guy

They always try to play with our minds. But that won't work with our club. We've got 20 guys without brains.

— Bobby Clarke

This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has…

— Vanessa Hudgens

At one point, the old school club retires and you're next up to bat, but if you stop before your time, you…

— Nas

There's so much you can learn from being on a big tour and so much you can learn from being in the…

— Jon Pardi