“And that old “If you need anything, let me know,” is also a total crock. You hear people say it all the… — Diana Rowland Copy Share Image
normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually dirty kitchen, and 5 times out of 9 I'll show you… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Show me a woman who is prouder of her clean kitchen than of her collection of lingerie and I'll show you a… — Cynthia Heimel Copy Share Image
Read a recipe twice, weigh all the ingredients out before you start so that you don't forget something and start with a… — John Whaite Copy Share Image
“I told him the story of the day I'd been mending pottery with one of the maids in the kitchen at Keramzin,… — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
“I had crossed the yard to him slowly, watching him draw closer, baffled by the way my heart was skittering around my… — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
