One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
A true friend is the one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Law of Airlines: The shorter the time between flights, the greater the distance between gates. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Democracy is a system that gives people a chance to elect rascals of their own choice. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
