Cigarette Quotes · Page 7

Listening to a news broadcast is like smoking a cigarette and crushing the butt in the ashtray.

— Milan Kundera

I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.

— Rodney Dangerfield

A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

— George Bernard Shaw

Gwen Cassidy needed a man. Desperately. Failing that, she'd settle for a cigarette.

— Karen Marie Moning

I feel the happiest when I can light my American cigarettes with Soviet matches.

— Mohammed Daud Khan

“The cigarette gets the credit for everything and the blame for nothing.”

— Allen Carr

“He liked to put his cigarettes out on my tongue.”

— Lauren Oliver

Wild Turkey whiskey and Philip Morris cigarettes are essential to the maintenance of human life!

— Herb Kelleher

“I nearly said something, but then thought better of it. It doesn’t pay to publicly point out the failings of the person…

— Donald G. Firesmith

Don’t complain about being unable to afford high-quality local food when your grocery cart is full of beer, cigarettes, and People magazine.

— Joel Salatin

“so he sat smoking on the sofa with the lower trouser leg hanging empty towards the floor, lost in thought.”

— Robert Galbraith

You know, I use organic products, but I get [laser treatments]. It's what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and…

— Gwyneth Paltrow

Kissing at the top, holding at the middle fire at the bottom. Do you know what is it? What ? Don't think…

— Pacifiersucker

What torture, this life in society! Often someone is obliging enough to offer me a light, and in order to oblige him…

— Karl Kraus

An hour or so later he received a note from Odette. Swann had left his cigarette case at her house. "If only,"…

— Marcel Proust

When I was a chain smoker, I used to wake up and the first thing I'd do was reach for a cigarette,…

— Charlie Brooker

It was sad, it was sad, it was sad. When Betty came back we didn't sing or laugh, or even argue. We…

— Charles Bukowski

I've had every known chemical--cocaine, booze--and tobacco is the hardest one in the world for me to quit. You watch old flicks?…

— Ozzy Osbourne

She was a sweet girl but not really pretty, a rough sketch of a woman with a little of everything in her,…

— Guy de Maupassant

Time -- when pursued like a bandit -- will behave like one; always remaining one country or one room ahead of you,…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

If we believe [Obama] to be a good man who would never kill noncombatants in a cafe in Houston, sitting out in…

— Rand Paul

The injurious agent in cigarettes comes principally from the burning paper wrapper. The substance thereby formed is called "acrolein." It has a…

— Thomas A. Edison

Now, I have to - in my defense, I have the say that general knowledge of the deadly nature of cigarettes was…

— Haskell Wexler

As has been well documented, I smoked pot as a kid, and I view it as a bad habit and a vice,…

— Barack Obama

Waves of hands, hesitations at street corners, someone dropping a cigarette into the gutter-all are stories. But which is the true story?…

— Virginia Woolf

Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…

— P. J. O'Rourke

There's two kinds of evil that horror fiction always deals with. One kind is the sort of evil that comes from inside…

— Stephen King

“Smokers always waxed poetic about the ritual of it, how a large part of the satisfaction was packing the box and pulling…

— Lauren Weisberger

Tai chi is the one exercise that can universally help solve our growing health crisis. It has stood the test of thousands…

— Bruce Frantzis

I could've enjoyed a cigarette if I smoked back before everyone knew it was bad - say, like, 1923. Everybody smoked back…

— Arj Barker

I'll tell you what's wrong!" he roared, "I'm trying to quit smoking!" Then he strode angrily to the truck, leaving her standing…

— Linda Howard

I’m not fascinated by people who smile all the time. What I find interesting is the way people look when they are…

— Clemence Poesy

A cigarette doesn't have a soul to light her back..but I had the foolish soul to love her back

— Shubham Joshi

Now that healthcare is guaranteed, I'm frying everything I eat. Fried food and cigarettes.

— Craig Ferguson

And to kill time while awaiting death, I smoke slender cigarettes thumbing my nose to the gods.

— Jules Laforgue

The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

— Anonymous

Stories and cigarettes ruined lives of lesser girls.

— Pete Yorn

“It's not the cigarette that kills you, it's the thoughts behind the cigarette that does.”

— Raghu Venkatesh

But there's so much to do: cigarettes to smoke, sex to have, swings to swing on.

— John Green

“Life is just like electronic cigarette, looks like a pen but smokable.”

— Anonymous