In a world of war, pain and suffering, all I want for Christmas is an underwater watch and a silver clutch rod… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Christmas is fun anyway. It's a myth organized over the years and gained different mythological qualities as the years go by. — William Shatner Copy Share Image
We need a Savior. Christmas is an indictment before it becomes a delight. — John Piper Copy Share Image
Can I take u a picture? yes and why? becuz I alredy know what I want for christmas — Jeceni Cruz Copy Share Image
For a new year to bring you something new, make a move, like a butterfly tearing its cocoon! Make a move! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
I had a great teacher in India who said to me, 'If you think you're spiritual and evolved and enlightened, go home… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“For Christmas my family bought me a new Scrabble board (the one that swivels!) and cat treats. Am I eighty five?” — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
Best of all, Christmas means a spirit of love, a time when the love of God and the love of our fellow… — George McDougall Copy Share Image
My family is Jamaican and Cuban, but we would go to see our Jamaican side every summer for three months and every… — Karamo Brown Copy Share Image
I hope everyone has a Happy New Year full of love and joy and happy surprises and everyone can achieve his dreams… — Merry Christmas Copy Share Image
“Before God does anything, before he makes anything for us to be sustained by, God says, "More than food, more than water,… — Wesley Miller Copy Share Image
In 2015, RESOLVE to make your life completely New! Become a new person. Reset, Rethink, Rejuvenate, Recharge and Renew your life to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas always rustled. It rustled every time, mysteriously, with silver and gold paper, tissue paper and a rich abundance of shiny paper,… — Tove Jansson Copy Share Image
God of hope, I look to you with an open heart and yearning spirit. During this Advent season, I will keep alert… — Matthew Kelly Copy Share Image
I don't want a Christmas you can buy. I don't want a Christmas you can make. What I want is a Christmas… — Ann Voskamp Copy Share Image
All right, you're a reindeer. Here's your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and no one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once I found out that I was playing 'Deathlok,' I unearthed my old comic book collection. I was going home for Christmas,… — J. August Richards Copy Share Image
“I had never before been a special fan of that great comedian Phyllis Diller, but she utterly won my heart this week… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
I am sorry to have to introduce the subject of Christmas. It is an indecent subject; a cruel, gluttonous subject; a drunken,… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
There are three kinds of people in this world: 1) People who make lists, 2) People who don't make lists, and 3)… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
My favorite Christmas was the year my sister, who is seven years older than I am, gave me a real gold necklace… — Michelle Trachtenberg Copy Share Image
“long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“Why isn't there a holiday for all the sad sacks of the world who might actually need a crappy gift or schmaltzy… — Kim Askew Copy Share Image
“Good resolutions are like babies crying in church. They should be carried out immediately.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The purpose and cause of the incarnation was that He might illuminate the world by His wisdom and excite it to the… — Peter Abelard Copy Share Image
May the light of the season illuminate your life as bright as the Menorah. Have a Happy Hanukkah! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What life and death may be to a turkey is not my business; but the soul of Scrooge and the body of… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand. — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan! — George Bailey Copy Share Image
Go to the bathroom in December 31st at 12:56 pm come out january 1st 1:02 am and say — Author Name Copy Share Image
Buy more Scotch tape, wrapping paper, and Christmas cards than you think you'll need. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Christmas-New Year's holiday season can be a double-edge sword when it comes to one's mental health. — Gad Saad Copy Share Image
Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“You know what? From now on, I think I’m going to call you Mister Christmas.” — Fern Michaels Copy Share Image
My mom died on Christmas morning 1997. It was sudden and completely unexpected. — Steve Doocy Copy Share Image
Happy Chinese New Year! Wishing everyone prosperity, good health,much love & terrific eats in the year of the horse! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To make the most of a Christmas track, you have to plan months and months in advance to release it or really… — Brandi Cyrus Copy Share Image
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. — Dave Beard Copy Share Image
Sending you wishes for a happy year filled with health, prosperity, love and loads of fun! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
