My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here? — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
'Kris Kringle' is a holiday musical for a new generation - a gorgeous score paired with a heartwarming tale of family and… — Andrew Keenan-Bolger Copy Share Image
During the holiday season, Christmas specifically, it can be hard to be away from family and friends. — Monica Johnson Copy Share Image
War toys are scary. They have a rocket launcher with a bayonet attached, in case you miss. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
May we all make the journey to Bethlehem in spirit, taking with us a tender caring heart as our gift to the… — Thomas S. Monson Copy Share Image
May the gifts of the season...peace, hope, love, health and happiness be yours throughout the New Year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At Christmas time we couldn't afford tinsel, so we'd wait till grandpa sneezed. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace, The gladness of Christmas give you hope, The warmth of Christmas grant you love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Every New Year people get you some presents but your best present you get never changes: Your own existence! It is also… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
My grandmother and mother were from Italy, so I was raised Catholic. That kind of just meant going to church on Easter… — Sonny Sandoval Copy Share Image
Christmas Eve Saint Francis and Saint Benedight Blesse this house from wicked wight; From the night-mare and the goblin, That is hight… — Thomas Cartwright Copy Share Image
“My children know nothing of Christmas. They have so little, and want so little, it makes me feel guilty for the mindless… — John Grisham Copy Share Image
I had two cups of coffee, put Eric's jeans in the washer, read a romance for awhile, and studied my brand-new Word… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
Consumerism is the reason Christmas has morphed into a hollow shopping ritual that leaves too many families with debt hangovers and an… — Rachel Campos-Duffy Copy Share Image
The best gift you could give baby Jesus on his birthday is a clean heart. Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is something about spending Christmas alone, naked, sitting by the Christmas tree gripping a shotgun, that lets you know your life… — Nikki Sixx Copy Share Image
The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature. If some of our great decorated trees had been grown in a… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
“It is a new day, new month, new year, but it isn't a new you. You are the same person dealing with… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
At the heart of every really good Christmas movie is the threat, I suppose, to Christmas. Something is wrong with Christmas, in… — James McAvoy Copy Share Image
“Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were… — Clement Clarke Moore Copy Share Image
Now, a lot of what we are doing right now, quite frankly, is because of what happened on Christmas. Many of the… — Janet Napolitano Copy Share Image
“If you're looking for a New Year where you won't have any problems, oh, you're asking for so much, my friend, so… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
“No one told her Trader Joe's sold Advent calendars for cats. She found out on her own, rolling her card down the… — Stewart O'Nan Copy Share Image
THE WORM UP ………… LIFE IS WHAT U MAKE corny so LOVE WHAT GIFTS WE ARE GIVEN SOMEONE IS WATCHING ME AND… — Edward GRAY Copy Share Image
Happy Holidays. Wishing you a beautiful holiday season and a new year of peace and happiness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas when the Great Creator was a child himself.” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Normally I wouldn't spoil anything because I love surprises - I don't even shake my presents at Christmas. — Taryn Manning Copy Share Image
I want a white Christmas, 3 feet of snow for a couple weeks, no slush, and dry heat. I'm very conflicted. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The beginning of every New Year is always the best time to give another chance to your neglected talents!” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for… — Shirley Temple Copy Share Image
You always look forward to the start of the regular season. It's like opening presents on Christmas morning. — J. J. Redick Copy Share Image
May you have the spirit of Christmas which is Peace, the gladness of Christmas which is Hope, and the Heart of Christmas… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had a wonderful holiday, a wonderful New Year and it was very special. That's all you're getting out of me. — Katrina Kaif Copy Share Image
Jesus was not born on December 25th. There's carbon evidence of it. That freaks people out. — Matt Skiba Copy Share Image
If the Elf on the Shelf doesn't rake leaves, wash the car, or do laundry, I don't want one. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish. — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
May your Hanukkah prayers not be drowned out by incessant Christmas music. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
