Jesus was not born on December 25th. There's carbon evidence of it. That freaks people out. — Matt Skiba Copy Share Image
If the Elf on the Shelf doesn't rake leaves, wash the car, or do laundry, I don't want one. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish. — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
May your Hanukkah prayers not be drowned out by incessant Christmas music. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In a world of war, pain and suffering, all I want for Christmas is an underwater watch and a silver clutch rod… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
We need a Savior. Christmas is an indictment before it becomes a delight. — John Piper Copy Share Image
Christmas is fun anyway. It's a myth organized over the years and gained different mythological qualities as the years go by. — William Shatner Copy Share Image
“A better business model (that expands your autonomy and availability) is the best Christmas present you can gift your family this year.” — Richie Norton Copy Share Image
When I was a young kid, my dad, a man of few words, told my brother and me, "Boys, Christmas is about… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
I wish you immense warmth and happiness at Hanukkah. May the light of the Menorah glow in everlasting blessings for you and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“•Zuzu Bailey: Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings. •George Bailey: That's right, that's right.… — It's a Wonderful Life Copy Share Image
I went to Bethlehem in Christmas 2015 to do a television show for German TV and we filmed in the Church of… — Chris de Burgh Copy Share Image
Christmas renews our youth by stirring our wonder. The capacity for wonder has been called our most pregnant human faculty, for in… — Ralph W. Sockman Copy Share Image
I still get up every morning at 4 A.M. I write seven days a week, including Christmas. And I still face a… — Dan Brown Copy Share Image
There are two types of woman - those who don't do anything with accessories and those who wear so many that they… — Gok Wan Copy Share Image
Christmas Eve, and twelve of the clock. "Now they are all on their knees," An elder said as we sat in a… — Thomas Hardy Copy Share Image
Christmas was always a big holiday in our family. Every Christmas Eve before wed go to bed, my mom and dad would… — Cameron Mathison Copy Share Image
And now let us believe in a long year that is given to us, new, untouched, full of things that have never… — Rainer Maria Rilke Copy Share Image
As a child, I saw my mother prepare for Christmas every year, and it never occurred to me that labor was involved.… — Elizabeth Berg Copy Share Image
I tend to think of Pluto and its moons as presents sitting under a Christmas tree. They're wrapped, and from Earth all… — Alan Stern Copy Share Image
It gets a little colder All the leaves are gone And it feels like its freezing cold Right down to the bone… — Jason Chen Copy Share Image
But chiefly, no lies! No lies about there being a Santa Claus or about the world being full of noble and honorable… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
“Oh, my friends, the first wish I have for the new year is to change the worn-out greeting: 'happy new year'. There… — Louis Yako Copy Share Image
Can I take u a picture? yes and why? becuz I alredy know what I want for christmas — Jeceni Cruz Copy Share Image
For a new year to bring you something new, make a move, like a butterfly tearing its cocoon! Make a move! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
I had a great teacher in India who said to me, 'If you think you're spiritual and evolved and enlightened, go home… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“For Christmas my family bought me a new Scrabble board (the one that swivels!) and cat treats. Am I eighty five?” — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
“Good resolutions are like babies crying in church. They should be carried out immediately.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At Christmas time we couldn't afford tinsel, so we'd wait till grandpa sneezed. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Happy Holidays. Wishing you a beautiful holiday season and a new year of peace and happiness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace, The gladness of Christmas give you hope, The warmth of Christmas grant you love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas when the Great Creator was a child himself.” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Normally I wouldn't spoil anything because I love surprises - I don't even shake my presents at Christmas. — Taryn Manning Copy Share Image
I want a white Christmas, 3 feet of snow for a couple weeks, no slush, and dry heat. I'm very conflicted. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The beginning of every New Year is always the best time to give another chance to your neglected talents!” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
May you have the spirit of Christmas which is Peace, the gladness of Christmas which is Hope, and the Heart of Christmas… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You always look forward to the start of the regular season. It's like opening presents on Christmas morning. — J. J. Redick Copy Share Image
