If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves. — Ted Strickland Copy Share Image
Let's give thanks our neighborhood is too dangerous for Christmas caroling. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are a lot of things money can't buy. Not one of them is on my son's list. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
To make the most of a Christmas track, you have to plan months and months in advance to release it or really… — Brandi Cyrus Copy Share Image
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. — Dave Beard Copy Share Image
If we think of our heart, rather than our purse, as the reservoir of our giving, we shall find it full all… — David Dunn Copy Share Image
Sending you wishes for a happy year filled with health, prosperity, love and loads of fun! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Santa all I want for Christmas is all the weapons of the world and all the killers behind bars! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So that's the challenge for me and that has always been the challenge - finding that melody, that riff, that thing that… — Steve Vai Copy Share Image
“Donna VanLiere's "A Christmas Blessing" “Don’t ever take your EYES off the FINISH line. If you take your eyes off the GOAL,… — Donna VanLiere Copy Share Image
“I liked Christmas and this was Christmassy enough for us. Ellie and Adam’s flat looked like Santa had dropped around for a… — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
Department store Santas are apparently being trained to lower children's expectations about toys because of the recession. Yeah, it's weird when you… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Many merry Christmases, friendships, great accumulation of cheerful recollections, affection on earth, and Heaven at last for all of us. — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Seeing the actual 'The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe', I absolutely loved it. It became one of… — Will Poulter Copy Share Image
There is no better time than now, this very Christmas season, for all of us to rededicate ourselves to the principles taught… — Thomas S. Monson Copy Share Image
We must look to Mary's example to know how to deal with the glorious impossibilities of God. Look how she turned the… — Calvin Miller Copy Share Image
In 1970, my label decided I should do a Christmas album and I put a bunch of tunes together. We couldn't decide… — Jose Feliciano Copy Share Image
There is no better time than now, this very Christmas season, for all of us to rededicate ourselves to the principles taught… — Thomas S. Monson Copy Share Image
It struck me that the popularity of Christmas is a matter of web-like consciousness. Childhood conditions us to relax and expand at… — Colin Wilson Copy Share Image
Christmas is a time of little time. How we get there is a mystery. Racing madly mall-to-mall, we climb Into fields of… — Nick Gordon Copy Share Image
When the holidays approach and the weather turns cold, you spend your nights watching and rewatching saccharine movies until you fall asleep,… — Ben Domenech Copy Share Image
A new year is upon us, with new duties, new conflicts, new trials, and new opportunities. Start on the journey with Jesus--to… — Theodore L. Cuyler Copy Share Image
“The real question would have been, “Dear Claudia, what experience would you like on Christmas?” I could have spoken up, “I want… — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
If this is to be a Happy New Year, a year of usefulness, a year in which we shall live to make… — David Kreger Copy Share Image
“You don’t remember the gifts you are given; you remember the giver and how their love made you feel.” — Toni Sorenson Copy Share Image
May the New Year bring you delight, health and happiness in all your endeavors. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As fits the holy Christmas birth, Be this, good friends, our carol still Be peace on earth, be peace on earth, To… — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
The purpose and cause of the incarnation was that He might illuminate the world by His wisdom and excite it to the… — Peter Abelard Copy Share Image
May the light of the season illuminate your life as bright as the Menorah. Have a Happy Hanukkah! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What life and death may be to a turkey is not my business; but the soul of Scrooge and the body of… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand. — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
Go to the bathroom in December 31st at 12:56 pm come out january 1st 1:02 am and say — Author Name Copy Share Image
Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan! — George Bailey Copy Share Image
Buy more Scotch tape, wrapping paper, and Christmas cards than you think you'll need. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Christmas-New Year's holiday season can be a double-edge sword when it comes to one's mental health. — Gad Saad Copy Share Image
Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“You know what? From now on, I think I’m going to call you Mister Christmas.” — Fern Michaels Copy Share Image
My mom died on Christmas morning 1997. It was sudden and completely unexpected. — Steve Doocy Copy Share Image
Happy Chinese New Year! Wishing everyone prosperity, good health,much love & terrific eats in the year of the horse! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
