Early on, my way of teasing the art world was by playing at being accessible. Like making pottery: I thought people would… — Grayson Perry Copy Share Image
I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday'… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wrapping Christmas presents is tough. Even peeling a Mandarin orange is tough. I have to get my kids to help me. — Brendan Morrison Copy Share Image
Why do I need Christmas presents when I already have you? Merry Christmas to the most beautiful angel on earth. I love… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If Santa Claus was a politician, he would only put billboards promising the best Christmas presents.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
Its Sad That Kids Want Christmas Only For The Presents.//!! Its Jesus Birthday!! Back On The Days They Didint Have Gifts And… — Jose Abraham Martinez Copy Share Image
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For me, Christmas was always about presents. As a child, we each had an allotted place in the sitting room for the… — Mel Giedroyc Copy Share Image
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“The librarian is a caricature of librarian - short white hair, horn-rimmed glasses, a bosom you could hide Christmas presents under and… — Bart Yates Copy Share Image
Children in my family really look forward to Christmas presents and I enjoy becoming their Santa, eating chocolates, playing and spending some… — Sunny Singh Copy Share Image
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On Christmas morning, before we could open our Christmas presents, we would go to this stranger's home and bring them presents. I… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
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My dad was an alcoholic and my mother...we didn't have any money and I grew up really poor. I watched them spend… — CM Punk Copy Share Image
“I always listen,” Ranger said. “I don’t always agree. I have a problem right now that I can’t seem to solve by… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
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Christmas won't be Christmas without any presents," grumbled Jo, lying on the rug. "It's so dreadful to be poor!" sighed Meg, looking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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