A race between Perry and Christie would test whether Americans would rather be executed or eaten. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Chris Christie won by such a wide margin that pundits say this will give him the impetus he needs to run for… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Republican candidate George Pataki said his dogs would give him the best endorsement for becoming our next president. Until they hear Chris… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
According to a new report, since he's been governor, Chris Christie has spent $82,000 at a concession stand at MetLife Stadium. Now,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
President Obama has created at least three jobs that I know of - Bob McDonnell, Chris Christie, and Scott Brown. — Newt Gingrich Copy Share Image
I like Chris Christie also. I like him a lot as a person. He didn't do anything to help me when I… — Geraldo Rivera Copy Share Image
Once a choker, always a choker. It never ever changes. That was one of the epic meltdowns. He didn`t know where he… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
Marco Rubio is really to the right of Chris Christie, when Jeb Bush and John Kasich and he hasn`t been able to… — Josh Barro Copy Share Image
Julie Christie was absolutely amazing in Away From Her. Brilliant movie. It was the moving story of a woman who forgets her… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Over on the Democratic side, Martin O'Malley recently spoke about the need for Wall Street reform and said that he isn't running… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Chris Christie who proposes accepting Syrian refugee orphans under the age of 5 because they may not be vetted well enough. You… — Rachel Maddow Copy Share Image
