If Mitt Romney is vanilla, Chris Christie is three hefty scoops of Rocky Road topped with whipped cream, Red Bull, and gravel. — Ron Fournier Copy Share Image
A new survey indicates that Obama supporters love iPhones. So if you have an iPhone, chances are you are going to be… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Chris Christie travelled to Ft. Worth, Texas, to give his blessing to a former rival who one week ago was approvingly discussing… — Chris Hayes Copy Share Image
Doug Christie, what skill, what strenght, what power, what quickness. The visionof Magic Johnson, the athletisicm of Michael Jordan, the toughness of… — Bill Walton Copy Share Image
I like murder mysteries, the Agatha Christie kinds of things where you know that it's all going to be neatly wound up… — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
Trusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It's kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald's and… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I don't go to see movies to see plots. I'm not interested in puzzles like an Agatha Christie story. — Ti West Copy Share Image
It's [Ted] Cruz and [Donald] Trump until the establishment or unless the establishment figures rally around one person. I still think the… — Laura Ingraham Copy Share Image
Chris Christie's rise in politics in New Jersey, in many ways, was built on his takedown of Charles Kushner. He got national… — Steve Kornacki Copy Share Image
The Olive Garden is bringing back its 'Pasta Pass,' which lets you eat as much pasta as you want for seven weeks.… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
We now know that Mike Pence - Vice President-elect Mike Pence is going to be in charge of the transition replacing Chris… — George Stephanopoulos Copy Share Image
As much as I adore Agatha Christie - and I think people make this claim about murder mysteries in general - it's… — Christopher Bollen Copy Share Image
I was recruited by my family the day after the presidential election. My daughters were visually upset at the results and asked,… — Bobby Schilling Copy Share Image
Chris Christie said he will top Donald Trump's Iowa State Fair helicopter entrance by riding in on a pony. As a result,… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Between Newt Gingrich, [Rudi] Giuliani and Chris Christie, they've got like the trifecta of misogyny. — Star Jones Copy Share Image
I decided to read something I normally hate: a cosy mystery. You know one of those mysteries where everything is tidily wrapped… — Justine Larbalestier Copy Share Image
Chris Christie has been saying for a long time he's not interested in running. The media is trying to create a story… — Herman Cain Copy Share Image
If you're Chris Christie, who is governor of New Jersey, a state that obviously was impacted by 9/11, this gives you an… — Amy Walter Copy Share Image
Time magazine put Chris Christie on the cover with the caption, 'The Elephant in the Room.' And People magazine named him 'Sexiest… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
You look at these primaries so far, do you realize they don't like [Ted] Cruz either, Ted - Chris [Christie]. In fact,… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I read two mysteries a day when I was a kid. All of Agatha Christie, all of 'Sherlock Holmes.' I've seen every… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
Governor Chris Christie says if he's president, he will crack down on the sale of marijuana. However, that was before he was… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Last night we had Bill Clinton, the former president. Security was as tight as Governor Christie's yoga pants. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
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