I've learned from my dealings with Johnny Carson that no matter what kind of friendship you think you have with people you're… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
When you're thinking, "Why do I have to eat Aunt Sue's casserole with potato chips crumbled on top again?" change that thought… — Mary Schmich Copy Share Image
Every underground artist has that little chip on his shoulder, like "I'm stuck here, and I'm trying to get out of this… — Chamillionaire Copy Share Image
Here's who it's okay to share a bed with: . . . A heating pad. An empty bag of pita chips. The… — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
I mistrust these people in music industry who can be everybody. This is where technology dictates to them. I mistrust that, that… — Elvis Costello Copy Share Image
When we choose to live authentically we chip away at others prisons of pretend and create an opportunity for them to walk… — Anthony Venn-Brown Copy Share Image
I think Shep Smith is probably the premier anchor/journalist of my generation. He's terrific, and he does the news straight and let… — David Shuster Copy Share Image
“Can somebody tell me why it is that trips to Home Depot are like potato chips, you can never have just one?” — Aaron Blaylock Copy Share Image
Dream golf is simply golf played on another course. We chip from glass tables onto moving stairways; we swing in a straightjacket,… — John Updike Copy Share Image
Every song is completely different. Sometimes they come like a lump of clay and it's your job to chip away and find… — Brett Dennen Copy Share Image
I figure I just keep working and let the chips fall where they may, and if that means I end up having… — Clint Howard Copy Share Image
I spent loads of time in Scotland as a kid. My dad would take us back up to Aberdeen loads, and I… — Andrew Buchan Copy Share Image
Transparency, accountability and sustainability have become the slogans of the market leaders. Companies carry out environmental and social audits to court the… — Noreena Hertz Copy Share Image
I always did the cooking at home, and we always tried for balance. We've been vigilant about how and what our kids… — Al Roker Copy Share Image
It's more like you meet someone, and you fall in love, and you hope that that person is the one - and… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
Filmmaking is finding a piece of granite and you start to chip away and then you have the shape of a head,… — Jason Reitman Copy Share Image
Number one, I absolutely love making chocolate chip cookies. I mean, it's fun. It's exciting. Beyond the fact that I love making… — Debbi Fields Copy Share Image
If our stressful thoughts aren't true, what does that leave? It leaves, "I am loveable" - the very thing I could never… — Byron Katie Copy Share Image
We Houstonians are a spicy lot. We raise our babies with tongues of fire, mostly lit by chips and salsa. Our blood… — Beth Moore Copy Share Image
If there are fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies on the table, I won't say no to those. Soy sauce is another one, even… — Misty May-Treanor Copy Share Image
Fritz Mondale is not some synthetic Masked Marvel or Mystery Man. He is not made of silicon and micro-chip flakes. He is… — Lane Kirkland Copy Share Image
We stacking chips like Frito Lay, flexing on these mother fuckers. I walk in the building and I'm fresher than a motherfucker. — Meek Mill Copy Share Image
No one is more romantic than a cynic. I do think that you don't become cynical or 'unsentimental' unless there's a core… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Maybe I over-do the 'not-80s' thing. It should be a part of my life that I've got some sort of pride in,… — Gary Numan Copy Share Image
I started eating healthier. I actually gave up fast food. I gave up candy and potato chips and everything else. I started… — Ryan Lochte Copy Share Image
In tournaments, you want to steal the blinds as cheaply as possible without risking a high percentage of your chips. — Daniel Negreanu Copy Share Image
Having a Southwest Green in my backyard is a huge advantage for me on tour. I am pleasantly surprised just how true… — Jim Furyk Copy Share Image
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them. — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
My favorite healthy foods are Jamaican chicken soup, Jamaican chicken stew peas, Jamaican brown stew chicken, plantains and banana chips. — Sanya Richards-Ross Copy Share Image
You start like a white blanket and you have to preserve that, and each year that you live chips away at your… — Molly Crabapple Copy Share Image
Well, at least I’m not a stubborn, button-pushing, Prius-driving, chip-on-your-shoulder-holding, ‘stay-at-home-mom’-is-the-eighth-dirty-word-thinking feminazi! — Julie James Copy Share Image
Genius is often called crazy, but crazy is never called genius. So you just have to put out the work and let… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
I cannot keep myself away from ice cream. I have two flavors that are my favorite: chocolate chip cookie dough and vanilla… — Brandi Chastain Copy Share Image
A product name has to be specific. You know that Tasty Soup is tasty - that Hot Chips will burn off the… — Caroline Leavitt Copy Share Image
I owe the public a good performance, the best I can give. We really bust our chops on 'CHiPs' but when I… — Larry Wilcox Copy Share Image
But, when the chips are down, its better to be furious with someone you love, or frightened for someone you love, than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter taught me how to become better at writing jokes because it forces you to chip away at all the extraneous words. — Peter Serafinowicz Copy Share Image
The more Arsenal games I see, the more it chips away at my impostor syndrome, a common plague among Arsenal fans with… — Brendan Hunt Copy Share Image
His eyes were green chips of flame, and the growl was so thick it blurred the air around him, the sound of… — Lilith Saintcrow Copy Share Image
