Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. — WCFields Copy Share Image
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. — WCFields Copy Share Image
Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her. — WCFields Copy Share Image
Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. — WCFields Copy Share Image
