That’s what a skinwalker is: a mean asshole with a meaner spirit squatting inside.” "I’ve run into some of those at the… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
If you're doing a family movie, you don't want it to be stupid. Farting chihuahuas is not my idea of entertainment for… — Joe Dante Copy Share Image
When the idea of 'Chopped' surfaced, it was originally meant to be taped at some guy's mansion with him and his crazy… — Ted Allen Copy Share Image
The typical large company has a compensation committee, They don't look for Dobermans on that committee, they look for chihuahuas. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
I've been on a dog-buying spree. I got two Yorkies and a small teacup Chihuahua. — Valee Copy Share Image
I'd like ten more babies and ten more chihuahuas and a few Academy Awards. Meanwhile, I enjoy being a sex symbol and… — Jayne Mansfield Copy Share Image
I asked my vet what kind of dog he'd get. He told me, 'I'd get a Chihuahua, because when it died, I… — Margo Kaufman Copy Share Image
I've got two daughters who will have to make their way in this skinny-obsessed world, and it worries me, because I don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that's always biting you on the ankles, still that's pretty good isn't… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I have dogs in my house and much like teenagers at some point, they leave the parents. Even though they're in the… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
When I first heard about Beverly Hills Chihuahua, I thought, no. This, this is ridiculous. And then you read the script and… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
Some dogs could play fetch all day long, while others have absolutely no interest in chasing a ball. Some might love "find… — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
A Chihuahua. They're good. If you lose one, just empty out your purse. — Jean Carroll Copy Share Image
“My ears are too beeg for my head. My head ees too beeg for my body. I am not a Siamese cat… — Judy Schachner Copy Share Image
I love pets and I love animals, and I just got a new puppy, a new rescue named Peanut. She's a tiny… — Carrie Ann Inaba Copy Share Image
It seems like all the good looking people have smaller dogs these days. Especially for the women, because they always come in… — Elizabeth Perkins Copy Share Image
