“Tell the children to do all their business before they come over. I do not change diapers.” — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
He will change diapers, of course he will. He is going to be a very hands-on father. — Beyonce Knowles Copy Share Image
What people might find surprising: I taught my wife to change diapers when we had our first. — Jorge Posada Copy Share Image
I didn't know you had to change diapers so often. I couldn't believe it - we must change them 10 times a… — Stanley Tucci Copy Share Image
One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream. — Don Marquis Copy Share Image
You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds'… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
No one's raising children any more. To love a child, you've got to work for it. You have to change its diapers… — Lauren Hutton Copy Share Image
I get to see my baby's development. I get to change diapers, I get to be a real father, something that I… — Marquise Goodwin Copy Share Image
Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Men should always change diapers. It's a very rewarding experience. It's mentally cleansing. It's like washing dishes, but imagine if the dishes… — Chris Martin Copy Share Image
Our marriage is like anybody's marriage, It goes through ups and downs. It's a little garden that you have to tend all… — Bruce Willis Copy Share Image
When I knew I was going to be able to write full time, I wondered, "What's going to happen to the relationships… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“The father is taken aback. What he usually says, in such a confrontation, is ‘I changed your diapers for you, little snot.’… — Donald Barthelme Copy Share Image
