I watched Arsenal in the Champions League the other week playing some of the best football I've ever seen and yet they couldn't have scored in a brothel with two grand in their pockets! — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season! — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
I don’t see the problem with footballers taking their shirts off after scoring a goal? They enjoy it and the young ladies enjoy it… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
I've got four women in my house - my wife and my three daughters - and I tell you what, it's pretty scary. I… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
It's all very well having a great pianist playing but it's no good if you haven't got anyone to get the piano on the… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
I might be in a bit of a Skoda garage rather than a Mercedes garage, but I am telling you some old bangers don't… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
You never count your chickens before they hatch. I used to keep parakeets and I never counted every egg thinking I would get all… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
If you're a burglar, it's no good waiting about outside somebody's house, looking good with your swag bag ready. Just get in there, burgle… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
When you see the coals, your first reaction is to think 'my God, that's going to burn me', ... If someone can teach you how to put that out of your mind, how can that fail to make you a better footballer? You may not be able to walk afterwards, which is a risk, but it's one we're willing to… — Ian Holloway Copy Share
In football you need to have everything in your cake mix to make the cake taste right. One little bit of ingredient that Tony… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
I am more than happy at Blackpool and I am afraid the chairman will need a hell of a tub of cream to get… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
My ceiling's broken, my car's got a puncture and we've just lost two matches. But I've got my health and I'll ask the big… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
