Certifiable Quotes

10 quotes from 9 authors

When you need a quick sense of how people talk about being certified, this handful of lines gives a clear snapshot. The authors vary, but each offers a pointed take that together paints a modest, yet useful, picture of the concept.

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This is one Fruit Loop beyond certifiable.

Darynda Jones

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One more minute of this, and she’d be a certifiable simpleton.

Tessa Dare

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“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.”

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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The terrible beauty is that in the brotherhood of golf we are all the same - certifiable.

Sean Connery

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“It's your job to be you, and if that's sad or positive or out of this world certifiable, then that's you. And…

Nico Jaye

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“To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.”

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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“I was 90% certain Thia was the best therapist money could buy; the remaining 10%, I still questioned if she was certifiable.”

Genna Rulon

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Never try to time the bond market. Anyone who claims to know the future of interest rates is certifiable.

Jane Bryant Quinn

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We live in a capitalist system; anyone who believes they are above this system or purer than this system, even while shopping…

Katy Lederer

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“You're certifiable, you do know that, yes?" Austin commented with a strange look. "Well, coming from the school's resident sociopath, I take…

Chris O'Guinn

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