I did have a dog for a few years when I was little, but then just really had cats until I was… — Eric Roberts Copy Share Image
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
A sturdy lad . . . who teams it, farms it . . . and always like a cat falls on his… — Marsilio Ficino Copy Share Image
Cats can derive their nutrition from the air they breathe until you get the message that the Fish Fin Buffet you put… — Kathy Young Copy Share Image
There's nothing wrong with it. It's only a word. What's in a name? Nothing! Cats say, "Call me Muhammed so-and-so. " — Art Blakey Copy Share Image
“you know what they say about curiosity and the cat... Piss the curious cat off and get filleted.” — S.M. Reine Copy Share Image
Dogs: YOU'RE HOME! OMG I LOVE YOU! Cats: Greetings human. As you have noticed, my food bowl is empty...fill it. I'll be… — Asmaa Copy Share Image
“Kids reminded her of cats. You always had the sneaking suspicion that they knew something you didn’t and they believed it made… — R.G. Alexander Copy Share Image
“What sort of people live about here?” “In that direction,” the cat said waving its right paw around, “lives a Hatter; and… — Craig Goodman Copy Share Image
My friends have named me the person they least want to do extreme adventures with, because I always seem to be very… — Leonardo DiCaprio Copy Share Image
“If you can try to nap where someone's sitting, Although there is another empty chair, Then rub against his ankle without quitting… — Henry N. Beard Copy Share Image
A man who carries a cat by the tail is getting experience that will always be helpful. He isn't likely to grow… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“No wonder kids grow up crazy. A cat's cradle is nothing but a bunch of X's between somebody's hands, and little kids… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
When you come to the Bay, we always had this slick talk. E-40 made it real famous. We make up words. We… — Too Short Copy Share Image
It [cats going outside the litter box] might have something to do with - you know, I am just thinking that if… — Temple Grandin Copy Share Image
In Egypt: Under no conditions, under threat of death could anyone kill a cat. People were exceuted for even killing a cat… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A home without a cat — and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat — may be a perfect home, perhaps, but… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Dogs have important jobs, like barking when the doorbell rings, but cats have no function in a house whatsoever. — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
When the country goes temporarily to the dogs, cats must learn to be circumspect, walk on fences, sleep in trees, and have… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
“It was snowing. It was always snowing at Christmas. December, in my memory, is white as Lapland, though there were no reindeers.… — Dylan Thomas Copy Share Image
“Having a cat is one small step from having two cats, and to be a single woman within a syllable of fifty… — Mick Herron Copy Share Image
A cat is better than you are, more honest, more graceful, smarter for her size, better coordinated, and infinitely more beautiful. — Leonore Fleischer Copy Share Image
Cats possess so many of the same qualities as some poeple that it is often hard to tell the people and the… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Howard and I have found that our Bulldog Bianca, and adopted cats Walter, Apple and Leon Bear, enrich our lives so much. — Beth Ostrosky Stern Copy Share Image
I'm a big cat person. It's one of those things that's like, everybody that knows me thinks it's so weirdly apparent and… — Chelsea Leyland Copy Share Image
Bravery and devotion to duty hath no greater reward than to see the cat get into trouble. — John R. Erickson Copy Share Image
I have often seen a cat without a grin - but a grin without a cat - remember the cat kept appearing… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
Cruelty is cruelty, whether it's cruelty to children, to the elderly, to dogs and cats, or to chickens. — Russell Simmons Copy Share Image
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'. — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
“It’s not fun to pet cats when you’ve already poured gravy on them, and you’re holding silverware.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It is a curious truth that many cats enjoy warmer, more convivial, even affectionate relationships with humans than they could ever do… — Bruce Fogle Copy Share Image
One cat just leads to another." [Letter from Finca Vigia, Cuba, to his first wife, Elizabeth Hadley Richardson (1943).] — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“The world would probably be better if people were put in carriers and cats roamed free.” — Mary Matthews Copy Share Image
Someone creeping into his yard in the dead of night? More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering somewhere, covered in potato… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You remember my ideal cat has always a huge rat in its mouth, just going out of sight - though going out… — Emily Dickinson Copy Share Image
They say cats have nine lives. I've had 12 already and I don't know how many more I'll have. — Gordon Ramsay Copy Share Image
...you never possess a cat; you are allowed to be in a cat's life, which, of course, is a privilege. — Beryl Reid Copy Share Image
The trouble with sharing one's bed with cats is that they'd rather sleep on you than beside you. — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
“I watch baseball on TV like my cat watches the window. Somebody open the blinds so we can see better!” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It is easy to understand why the rabble dislike cats. A cat is beautiful; it suggests ideas of luxury, cleanliness, voluptuous pleasures. — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
![“It [cats going outside the litter box] might have something to do with - you know, I am just thinking that if I am the cat, when I'm pooping, you know, I've got to strain a little bit more and maybe that affects how the kitty litter feels on my paws. I'd try a different sub straight, or something…” quote by Temple Grandin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/292/temple-grandin-1219_bits_it-cats-going-outside-the-litter-box-mig_2110305.jpg)
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