When I was 18 I worked with the Ringling Brothers circus, taking care of menagerie animals. I used to rather deliberately risk… — Edward Hoagland Copy Share Image
If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A computer and a cat are somewhat alike - they both purr, and like to be stroked, and spend a lot of… — John Updike Copy Share Image
“This was cheering. The real world was still there, it still contained puppies being puppies and cats being cats.” — Kerry Greenwood Copy Share Image
The cat seldom interferes with other people's rights. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life. — Carl Van Vechten Copy Share Image
Cats love one so much - more than they will allow. But they have so much wisdom they keep it to themselves. — Mary Eleanor Wilkins Freeman Copy Share Image
Tigerkit! Have you been eavesdropping again?" Tawnypelt glared at her dark tabby kit, but it was easy to see the fondness in… — Erin Hunter Copy Share Image
“Cats are great teachers! Their teaching is very simple: You are too busy with life; give time to yourself!” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
“That was the tricky part. You poured inordinate amounts of time and attention and affection into your kids, but the result was… — Katherine Center Copy Share Image
“The steps were flanked by a pair of low pedestals, on which were mounted two giant cats carved out of some dark,… — Diane Setterfield Copy Share Image
“It is not all bad. Hard as this may be for some cats to believe, it is in fact quite common that… — Michael Ray Taylor Copy Share Image
Furthermore, unlike Man's other great good friend the horse, the cat is no sweating serf of Man. The only labor she condescends… — Vance Packard Copy Share Image
The more cats you have, the longer you live. If you have a hundred cats, you'll live ten times longer than if… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“I went outside. Tried taking in the billions of stars above, lingering long enough to allow each point of light the chance… — Mark Z. Danielewski Copy Share Image
We've become a nation of indoor cats, he'd said. A nation of doubters, worriers, overthinkers. Thank God these weren't the kind of… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
“Cheshire Puss,' she began, rather timidly, as she did not at all know whether it would like the name: however, it only… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
The great charm of cats is their rampant egotism, their devil-may-care attitude toward responsibility, their disinclination to earn an honest dollar... — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
Don't do this ageism thing in Hip Hop. Don't be an OG and tell me these young, rich cats ain't doing it… — Too Short Copy Share Image
“Master Cat Team leading in trauma cleanup specialist for death since 15 years. We are providing services are Suicide Clean up in… — Mastercatteam Copy Share Image
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
As with all my new pets, I gently bit each kitten on the face. This is how I let my animals know… — Martha Stewart Copy Share Image
I hope we don't get to the point where we have to have the cat stop chasing the mouse to teach him… — Joseph Barbera Copy Share Image
“You’re taking a stray cat but leaving behind your man?” Colbie’s heart twisted. Her man… “He doesn’t fit into the cat carrier.” — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
I was always one that wanted to expand my mind and learn, 'cause I looked up to a lot of dudes who… — Inspectah Deck Copy Share Image
Cats virtually always underestimate human intelligence just as we, perhaps, underestimate theirs. — Roger Caras Copy Share Image
“Take your winnings and go, feline.” “Where did the love go?” Gwen pouted. “It went with our money,” Nevin muttered.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
My last show that I did on Broadway was - I hate to say this, but - 'Cats.' There you go. So… — Rob Marshall Copy Share Image
“I do like cats. They are so unconsciously amusing. There is such a comic dignity about them, such a "How dare you!"… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
“Puss wore boots so that he would gain more respect, but everywhere he went people just said, “Omigod, look at that adorable… — Tim Manley Copy Share Image
He marvelled at the fact that the cats had two holes cut in their fur at precisely the spot where their eyes… — Georg C. Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
“Put that out,' she says to Gabe, and he takes the cat from her and puts it on the other side of… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“My name is Two Dogs Wink While Chewing. It’s not an Indian name, nor one that reflects my cat-loving nature.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Among women, guilt spreads with the rampant fury of bubonic plague. ... I used to feel guilty if the cat had matted fur. — Sue Thoele Copy Share Image
You really can't take a cat and turn it into a dog, or try and get lemons off an apple tree, or… — Diane Lane Copy Share Image
“If Grumpy Cat could bring herself to actually support something, it should be a no-brainer for mere humans.” — George Takei Copy Share Image
“Letmeoutletme outletmeoutletmeout. Wait--let me back in! ... Letmeinletme inletmeinletmein. Wait--let me back out!” — Lee Wardlaw Copy Share Image
People say the Internet's made of cats. The reason isn't because of cats; it's because people like to have an emotion where… — Jonah Peretti Copy Share Image
“The human race can be roughly divided into two categories: ailurophiles and ailurophobes - cat lovers and the underprivileged.” — David Taylor Copy Share Image
I have a cat, the pet that ranks just above a throw pillow in terms of required responsibility. — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image