I have never known a cat that couldn't quiet me down just by walking slowly past my chair. — Rod McKuen Copy Share Image
“Kitty, if only you knew how I sometimes boil under so many gibes and jeers. And I don’t know how long I… — Anne Frank Copy Share Image
“Maybe this was why people filled their house with stinking cats, so they didn't notice that they were alone, so they wouldn't… — Kate Atkinson Copy Share Image
You use to ride on the chrome horse with your diplomat, who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat. — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
“I think Zachariah just stole our cat. I swear I saw him putting Church into the backseat of a car.” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
“Anna would say that she was a cat like Gemma, with nine lives to spend, all nine precious and delicious.” — Beth Kephart Copy Share Image
I was going to different neighborhoods around Brooklyn battling cats back in - this started in '82, so that's like eighth grade.… — Big Daddy Kane Copy Share Image
Actually what's worse than a dog's mouth is a cat's mouth. They're not dirtier per se, but they have sharper teeth, so… — Mark Leyner Copy Share Image
My cat, Kevin, has adorable habits - he waits for me while I'm showering because he loves to have his face washed… — Emily Procter Copy Share Image
Walter had never liked cats. They'd seemed to him the sociopaths of the pet world, a species domesticated as an evil necessary… — Jonathan Franzen Copy Share Image
One of the problems of taking things apart and seeing how they work - supposing you're trying to find out how a… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Just think about it yourself; you don't want to put the [cat's] litter box down the basement because that's too far, on… — Temple Grandin Copy Share Image
Dogs would make totally incompetent criminals. If you could somehow get a group of dogs to understand the concept of the Kennedy… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“There are several tasks that humans cannot manage on their own. As their caretakers, it becomes incumbent upon cats to assist whenever… — Michael Ray Taylor Copy Share Image
“You're the man now,' she said to me after my father died, 'you're the man.' Then she turned to Popeye, our calico… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Entrepreneurs are like cats, because they are independent and do their own thing. Although organisations say they like cats, what they really… — Max McKeown Copy Share Image
I'm gonna cross 3/4 of the street, then turn around and go back for no fucking reason. -Squirrels — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Cats never liked to admit to names. Being named might lead to being held responsible for something.” — Garth Nix Copy Share Image
Every time someone buys a cat or a dog from a breeder or a pet shop, a cat on the streets or… — Amy Jackson Copy Share Image
“Two of them drifted over to intercept me with the easy calm of big cats that have been fed recently.” — Richard K. Morgan Copy Share Image
“When a cat goes to the bathroom I look away in embarrassment; when a dog goes to the bathroom I look on… — Gregor Collins Copy Share Image
“I do not cough for my own amusement,' replied Kitty fretfully to her Papa in 'Pride & Prejudice” — Lynne Leonhardt Copy Share Image
Cats don't fight for their rights; they take them for granted. They have a right to be fed, watered, stroked on demand… — Lilian Jackson Braun Copy Share Image
My school was one of the most beautiful places a child can grow up in. You are surrounded by nature - cats,… — Amala Akkineni Copy Share Image
“I was just thinking how the purr of a contented cat is one of my favorite sounds in the world. There's something… — Laura Lam Copy Share Image
“How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice "You must be," said the cat, "or you wouldn't have come here.” — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
Knowledge is Power. Ignorance is Bliss. But curiosity—even if it had killed the cat—is king. — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
Manitoba... Not sure what to do about them. Restock the province with megafauna and encourage tourism, I think. How quickly can we… — James Nicoll Copy Share Image
As far as creating my own theme park, it would probably just have to do with things I like, like my dog… — Jimmi Simpson Copy Share Image
Cats sleep Anywhere, Any table, Any chair, Top of piano, Window-ledge, In the middle, On the edge. — Eleanor Farjeon Copy Share Image
Everyone has material about cats, and everyone has material about family and what they think about their government or childhood. — Aisling Bea Copy Share Image
Ragnor and Catarina both begged him to give the instrument up. Random strangers on the street begged him to give the instrument… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
My favorite thing to pass the time in the makeup chair is YouTube videos of talking cats. I don't know why, but… — Doug Jones Copy Share Image
I love dogs. I think dogs are way smarter. Maybe I can be the dog spokesman for the rock world. There are… — King Tuff Copy Share Image
This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didn't happen. — Jayma Mays Copy Share Image
There is a cunning which we in England call "the turning of the cat" in the pan; which is, when that which… — Francis Bacon Copy Share Image
The only show my mother could afford to take me to when I was growing up was 'Cats', for my birthday. — Tammy Blanchard Copy Share Image
I used to have two brown-coloured cats, who were brother and sister, called Bonzo and Bonzetta. — Mini Grey Copy Share Image
“ Mealtime "A mousie squealing in a trap Woke me from my morning nap. Wasn't he so very sweet To tell me… — Henry N. Beard Copy Share Image