“Cat got on the porch this morning, bout give me a cadillac arrest thinking it was Mister Johnny.” — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
That's the trouble with living things. Don't last very long. Kittens one day, old cats the next. And then just memories. And… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
On the whole I prefer cats to women because cats seldom if ever use the word 'relationship'. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
“...why is my cat a Muse? the cat has the rare grace of never saying a word too much― Mark Twain ...that's… — John Geddes Copy Share Image
“Twelve times he clicked the Put-Outer, until the only lights left on the whole street were two tiny pinpricks in the distance,… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience. — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be. — H. Allen Smith Copy Share Image
With one of the most bewitching sounds in the world, its purr, the cat persuades us that it thinks we are wonderful. — Akif Pirincci Copy Share Image
In regard to tenacity of life, no old yellow cat has anything on a prejudice. You may kill it with your own… — Nellie L. McClung Copy Share Image
“There was once a tiger-striped cat. This cat died a million deaths, and lived a million lives, and in those lives, various… — Keiko Nobumoto Copy Share Image
“Come on,” I hooked my arm through Aphrodite’s and started to pull her to the Street Cats tent. “You haven’t been good… — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
If you like Harry Hill, you'd really like Tony Law. He's a Canadian comic who's done a few appearances on 'Never Mind… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
“The house-cat is a four-legged quadruped, the legs as usual being at the corners. It is what is sometimes called a tame… — Helen Exley Copy Share Image
One of my favorite L.A. movies is 'Ed Wood,' and it's about how Bela Lugosi went from being this movie star personality… — Shane Black Copy Share Image
I think women are much more open to new ideas but approach a line more from a more personal and skeptical place… — Michael Bastian Copy Share Image
If you want to relate me to the newer cats, let's go. Let's go line for line and bar for bar. If… — Lupe Fiasco Copy Share Image
“A cat can outrace the best thoroughbred horse if only it can grasp the idea of racing.” — Mark Helprin Copy Share Image
“sixteenth-century philosopher Michel de Montaigne once wrote, “When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not playing… — Michio Kaku Copy Share Image
Cats too, with what silent stealthiness, with what light steps do they creep up to a bird! — Pliny the Elder Copy Share Image
Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go… — Gary Smith Copy Share Image
“I'm more of a dog person. But I admire cats and their ability to take so much while giving so little.” — Jeri Smith-Ready Copy Share Image
“A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Oscar meet Victor. Victor this is Oscar. And may the best man win." - Dead Editor File” — G.G. Collins Copy Share Image
“Sorry, sweetie, but you’re starting to look like an ottoman,” she told the unrepentant cat.” — Carolyn L. Dean Copy Share Image
How do you summon up courage to dismiss a cat who is paying you a compliment of sitting on your lap? — Derek Tangye Copy Share Image
One meets the cat in nearly all forms of art...curiously enough she is not a conspicuous figure in Roman or Greek art. — Carl Van Vechten Copy Share Image
Maurice watched them argue again. Humans, eh? Think they're lords of creation. Not like us cats. We know we are. Ever see… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
If you want reality to be different than it is, you might as well try to teach a cat to bark. — Byron Katie Copy Share Image
“That cat was a traitor. And if by some miracle she lived through the night, he was getting downgraded to Tender Vitals.” — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
He will kill mice and he will be kind to babies...but when the moon gets up and the night comes, he is… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
I love the funny and sweet moments I have with my cats, Jake and Frank, so I'm honored to be celebrating these… — Hannah Simone Copy Share Image
I prefer cats to people, for the most part. Most people aren't cute at all, and if they are cute they very… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
Cats are distant, discreet, impeccably clean and able to stay silent. What more could be needed to be good company? — Marie Leszczynska Copy Share Image
“Cats never listen. They’re dependable that way; when Rome burned, the emperor’s cats still expected to be fed on time.” — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
“Well. I am not afraid. But to protect you, Katerina, I will be discreet." Plain Kate considered a cat's idea of discretion,… — Erin Bow Copy Share Image
North American cats eat more fish than all the world's seals put together, yet we lay the blame on the seals for… — Paul Watson Copy Share Image
Cat said, 'I am not a friend, and I am not a Servant. I am the Cat who walks by himself, and… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
“He was massive, a veritable Arnold Schwarzenegger of a cat, with a wide, handsome face and a proud, lionish expression.” — Dr. Nicholas Dodman Copy Share Image
The stones themselves are thick with history, and those cats that dash through the alleyways must surely be the ghosts of the… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
