“Cats, as any rational person knows, are solitary, opportunistic, ambush predators, much like spiders, but with fewer legs and a better fan… — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20 hours a day and wait to be fed. To… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
A dog is like a liberal. He wants to please everybody. A cat really doesn't need to know that everybody loves him. — William Kunstler Copy Share Image
“I'm wondering ..you know,just wondering...if before facebook people use to love cats and dogs soooo much ?!? ,,,I can't remember ...damn .” — Makis Philosofukciss Copy Share Image
“...at morning, I'm unruffled - I'll sit with my tea and Muse Cat beside me and listen to the soft chime of… — John Geddes Copy Share Image
You can tame feral cats, but you are never gonna get them like a cat that's been socialized at a very young… — Temple Grandin Copy Share Image
“Pets reflect you like mirrors. When you are happy, you can see your dog smiling and when you are sad, your cat… — Munia Khan Copy Share Image
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered… — Joseph Wood Krutch Copy Share Image
“As Winston Churchill said, "Dogs look up to you, Cats look down on you." It's just that I discovered that being looked… — Emily Yoffe Copy Share Image
Refined and delicate natures understand the cat. Women, poets, and artists hold it in great esteem, for they recognize the exquisite delicacy… — Champfleury Copy Share Image
Because I’m a cat. A big one, the Panther of Rough Storms, in fact. But still a cat. If there’s a saucer… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
“Are these black cats like the hare?" "No. They're smaller; they only want me to play with them. Fly away with them… — Evangeline Walton Copy Share Image
My wife and I were on our honeymoon in Turks and Caicos, in the middle of nowhere, and I'm sitting on this… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
Let the cats rule the world; first thing they will do is to increase the number of mousetraps! Let the rats rule… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
What else will do except faith in such a cynical, corrupt time? When the country goes temporarily to the dogs, cats must… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
I was looking at pictures of cats laying out on the beach and I thought, "Cats hate water, so why would they… — Bethany Cosentino Copy Share Image
Why may we not be in the universe, as our dogs and cats are in our drawingrooms and libraries? — William James Copy Share Image
The cat, which is a solitary beast, is single minded and goes its way alone, but, the dog, like his master, is… — H. G. Wells Copy Share Image
“Regarding politics: You've got your cats on one side and your dogs on the other. Someone has to walk the fence and… — Ray Palla Copy Share Image
Th-they ch-chasing my kitty cat. They know my zodiac. I'm no virgin or no Virgo. I'm crazy, that's my word doe. — Kesha Copy Share Image
People meeting for the first time suddenly relax if they find they both have cats. And plunge into anecdote. — Charlotte Gray Copy Share Image
I think being called a cat lady is a compliment. It means you have adopted a tiny little maniac into your life. — Hannah Simone Copy Share Image
“At this point, Chester started to bathe his tail, which is a cat's way of changing a subject he finds uncomfortable.” — James Howe Copy Share Image
What's not to love about a crazy cat lady? You have to be very giving to be a crazy cat lady. — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
The mice which helplessly find themselves between the cats teeth acquire no merit from their enforced sacrifice. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
MY wild animal the only living thing in the world that melts my heart not even my dogs can do that — MrCountry Copy Share Image
My wife and I have so much fun when we travel and find anything... like stray cats and squirrels. — Eric Roberts Copy Share Image
I think cats would have an even worse attitude if they found out how stupid their names were. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“Love is whole. Love cannot be divided from itself. Love knows all paths, where even gods and cats are blind.” — F.T. McKinstry Copy Share Image
Like a domestic cat, purring on the sofa by day, but by night, a strutting queen, a natural killer, disdainful of her… — Joanne Harris Copy Share Image
Women are cats ... and love to scratch even those they're fond of. Sometimes the more they love them the harder they scratch. — William John Locke Copy Share Image
A kitten is the delight of a household. All day long, comedy is played by an incomparable actor. — Champfleury Copy Share Image
The cat wrinkled its nose and managed to look unimpressed. "Calling cats," it confided, "tends to be a rather overrated activity. Might… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Cats on the bandstand, give them each a big hand, anyone who sweats like that must be all right. — Jerry Garcia Copy Share Image
My husband got the dog, and I got the cat. But the dog and cat miss each other, so we must have… — Jenna Fischer Copy Share Image
“If you can love cats, you can love human beings, because you have to be able to love them without getting them… — Chris Kelly Copy Share Image
Authors are sometimes like tomcats: They distrust all the other toms but they are kind to kittens — Malcolm Cowley Copy Share Image
“Besides, your a cat.Its your nature to think your the center of the universe." She stared at him blankly. "But I am… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Dogs have hair. Cats, fur. Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr. I say: No contest.” — Lee Wardlaw Copy Share Image
Laureate is a highly leveraged failing investment whose principal beneficiaries are Wall Street fat cats and billionaires - and William Jefferson Clinton. — Roger Stone Copy Share Image
